Quick one overheard at my husband's job

[Ree]

My husband is a chef, and he works at a Chinese Buffet restaurant.
They have regular cuisine on their menu as well, but the majority is Chinese.

This was a call last night from a customer:

Customer: Hello? I'd like to order some Chinese food.

Waitress: What would you like?
Customer: (in a sarcastic kind of 'duh' tone) Chinese food.


No kidding? Really? Would you like one of every Chinese dish on the menu?

[Spiffy McMoron]

Customer: (in a sarcastic kind of 'duh' tone) Chinese food.

You, good sir, are today's mental giant! Congratulations!

*Spiffy hands the customer his "Mental Giant" septer, sash, and tiara.*

[lordlundar]

No kidding? Really? Would you like one of every Chinese dish on the menu?

Woah. That's a lot of food.

And the bill for it...

[AFpheonix]

Is it made from real Chinese?

I think that calls for some extra extra spicy General Cho's chicken.

[Gurndigarn]

Waitress: What would you like?
Customer: (in a sarcastic kind of 'duh' tone) Chinese food.

"Yes, sir, one order of octopus coming up."

[Witch of Endor]

Does hubby's restaurant do dim sum? They should send him some of those barbecued chicken feet.