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So I was thinking that some of the guys at work were worried about offending me. It's very hard to offend me and when they worry, I miss out on the fun jokes 
My friend gave me this joke and said "tell them this and they'll never worry about it again."
So two hobos are walking along the train tracks.
#1 - 'man, the best times of my life have happened along these tracks. One night I was walking along and I found an unopened pack of smokes and as I walk along further and find an unopened bottle of alcohol. I take the smokes and the alcohol and go down into the woods. Spent the rest of the night drinking and smoking.'
#2 - 'man, the best times of my life have happened along these tracks too! I was walking along one night and found a woman tied to the tracks so I untied her. She was so greatful, that we went into the woods and she let me do whatever I wanted to her.'
#1 - 'did she give you head?'
#2 - 'I don't know. I couldn't find it.'
My friend gave me this joke and said "tell them this and they'll never worry about it again."So two hobos are walking along the train tracks.
#1 - 'man, the best times of my life have happened along these tracks. One night I was walking along and I found an unopened pack of smokes and as I walk along further and find an unopened bottle of alcohol. I take the smokes and the alcohol and go down into the woods. Spent the rest of the night drinking and smoking.'
#2 - 'man, the best times of my life have happened along these tracks too! I was walking along one night and found a woman tied to the tracks so I untied her. She was so greatful, that we went into the woods and she let me do whatever I wanted to her.'
#1 - 'did she give you head?'
#2 - 'I don't know. I couldn't find it.'