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Satire, yes, but oh so true to life...
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Old 03-14-2020, 11:14 PM
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Angry Satire, yes, but oh so true to life...

It's been years since I was involved with food service and so usually only lurk. This, however, is too good not to share:

https://www.religimarole.com/post/vi...y-brunch-place
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Old 03-15-2020, 12:27 AM
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Indeed a satire. The bottom of the page states: The Pray is a parody blog and is not recommended for people under the age 18.

The $20 fake tip is all too true, however.
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Old 03-15-2020, 11:17 AM
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Can confirm. The rest of it is frighteningly close to reality, as well.
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Old 04-13-2020, 05:11 PM
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That would not be out of place here
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Old 04-13-2020, 10:03 PM
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I've been around in grocery stores long enough to know that the shenanigans from this particular subgroup of humanity can be just as bad when they're piling into a grocery store after 12 on Sundays.


I am SO glad that I have a set Mon-Fri schedule.
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Old 04-13-2020, 11:59 PM
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Of course those churches the fake $20 tippers go to would not be very happy to get those same fake $20 tips back in their offering plates.
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Old 04-15-2020, 02:58 PM
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I've been around in grocery stores long ...enough to know that the shenanigans from this particular subgroup of humanity
Always remember: They're not humans; they're just customers.
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Old 04-17-2020, 01:47 AM
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Wrong. They aren't customers. They are consumers.
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