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"A particular race of customers claimed I short changed them."
"Which race?"
"Human."
"Which race?"
"Human."
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Figers are vicious I tell ya. They crawl up your leg and steal your belly button lint.
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Don't you know that it's halflings and kender (depending on which game world you play in), not humans, that are notorious as thieves?
Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.Comment
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Kender will steal the nails out of your boots and then the boots for good measure!
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While you're wearing them.Quoth Bardmaiden View PostKender will steal the nails out of your boots and then the boots for good measure!"I often look at every second idiot and think, 'He needs more power.'" --Varric Tethras, Dragon Age IIComment
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Hey, kender don't steal anything! They just creatively borrow!
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you speak with the Fraud department. -- CrazedClerkthe2nd
OW! Rolled my eyes too hard, saw my brain. -- Seanette
she seems to top me in crazy, and I'm enough crazy for my family. -- Cooper
Yes, I am evil. What's your point? -- JesterComment
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