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    An older lady went to her cosmetic surgeon complaining about have to come back every few years for adjustments.

    The doc told her about a brand new procedure. He could install a knob at the base of her skull. Whenever something started to sag, she could turn the knob and it would tighten things up.

    She was thrilled and had the procedure done. The results were fantastic and the doc didn't see her for almost two decades.

    But one day she came back and complained that she turned the knob that morning and suddenly went blind.

    "Well, geez," said the doc, "you've got this thing turned so far that your boobs are in your eyes."

    The lady thought a moment and said, "Oh, I guess that would explain how I got the goatee."
    The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

    The stupid is strong with this one.
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