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  • Ol' Bob and the Vicar

    Ol' Bob is walking along a dusty country lane a couple of miles from home, when suddenly he realises he needs a dump.

    He takes a look around and realises that the only thing to do is drop his kegs and do it right on the side of the road.

    So he sets about his business when suddenly he sees the local vicar on his bike.

    He quickly finishes up and covers up his mess with his own hat.

    The vicar stops and speaks to Bob, before long he asks Bob why his hat is on the floor.

    "Oh ..... ummmmm..... I've caught the fastest animal alive, and I don't want it to escape" says bob

    "Well let me see him" says the vicar

    "I'm pretty sure he'd run off as soon as you lift the hat" replied bob.

    "I know what" said the vicar "You lift the hat and i'll quickly grab the bugger"

    So, they get in position, bob lifts the hat, and the vicar grabs quickly.

    The vicar looks in his hand and says "Bloody hell, you're right. It managed to shit in my hand before it got away"
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