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  • Twitch is a Pervert

    TMI warning


    I have 8 ferrets.. Anybody here who has any knows that they like to steal (In fact the word Ferret means theif)

    One of my guys, Twitch like to steal adult novelty items and profilactics. I had my parents over the other day and we were all sitting around talking and Twitch happily prances across my living room with a dildo in his mouth. Today I found his stash, amonst the items were:
    KY jelly
    Butt plugs
    Wrapped condoms
    Dildos

    He had to get into my bottom dresser drawer which is always closed and get those items.
    http://www.customerssuck.com/?m=20080203

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    Perhaps if you explained to him that it's not only gerbils that work well with duct tape...
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    • #3
      the mental image of a ferret prancing around with a dildo in his mouth is too damn funny
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      • #4
        My visual went a little further. I had an image of a light saber dildo fight with squeaking. How did your parents react?.

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