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  • Can can can you scan the can can...

    It's BOGO days again and as usual some screw up failed to put the cans in the system. So of course someone has to go and buy about 200 of the little bastards. Each of which need to be imputed manually and the BOGO taken off manually.

    They don't scan.

    Of course the evil customer's teacup human decides to start singing the Can Can song... Changing the lyrics a bit to rib us about the inventory failure. Normally I would have found entertainment in it... But not so much with 200 freaking cans. What are they planning to do with all that? Stock their own post-apocalypse shelter?
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    Raises the intriguing question of how many can-cans will fit in their can...
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    • #3
      What is the Can Can song? The only thing I know is the classical music associated with the dance, that doesn’t have lyrics as far as I know.

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      • #4
        This is what you want...includes bonus cute girl in leather...
        Last edited by Kit-Ginevra; 07-15-2018, 12:17 AM.
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        • #5
          Sorry, your Tube link didn't work.

          The only other thing I was able to turn up was the Pointer sisters singing"Yes, we can, can."

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          • #6
            Try "Can the Can"
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            • #7
              Quoth nutraxfornerves View Post
              Sorry, your Tube link didn't work.
              I see the problem. It is UGio, not uGio.

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYoogY-UGio
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              • #8
                For some reason, I'm thinking of Straight No Chaser's "Christmas Can-Can" song:

                Here it is, in full glory.

                And for bonus points, the "Token Jewish Guy" in the song was the one who actually wrote it.

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                • #9
                  I think that's not just a pricing failure, that's a system flexibility failure. The manager ought to have been allowed to put the price difference in as a single credit instead of having to modify the price of every single can. Or the cans should've been grouped in the purchase list, and a single price change should've been allowed to affect them all.

                  Quoth csquared View Post
                  I see the problem. It is UGio, not uGio.
                  Time to D-D-D-D-DUEL ?

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                  • #10
                    When you think you can't / you'll find you / can-can!

                    Everyone can can-can / you can / can-can too!

                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aNuEEHT-WA

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                    • #11
                      I was thinking of the Shoprite Can Can sale jingle.

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-TEnCac-O0

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                      • #12
                        Non-Christmas version

                        Quoth LadyofArc View Post
                        For some reason, I'm thinking of Straight No Chaser's "Christmas Can-Can" song:

                        Here it is, in full glory.

                        And for bonus points, the "Token Jewish Guy" in the song was the one who actually wrote it.
                        I prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzZg9rMoXWA

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                        • #13
                          Quoth TheSHAD0W View Post
                          Time to D-D-D-D-DUEL ?
                          MY BLADE IS UNBENDING!

                          Oh wait, wrong dueling

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                          They don't scan.
                          Does that mean they're free?
                          *runs*
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Mr Hero View Post
                            ...Does that mean they're free?
                            *runs*
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                            • #15
                              Quoth TheSHAD0W View Post
                              Time to D-D-D-D-DUEL ?
                              Just think of how many customer disputes could be resolved simply by making them play children's card games...
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