Do you know who I am? (long conversation)

[Geek King]

... I think Geek King (self proclaimed btw!)

Hang on now...I didn't quite just name myself. Way back in the early days of CS (Pre-Raps running it) I worked as a software tester for a large government contractor. I was sort of named by a co-worker who was asking me the usual questions the new guy gets--What did I study in school/what do I do for fun/what kind of movies do you watch/Favorite TV show/Flight speed of an unladen swallow--that kind of thing. My answers amused him, and he exclaimed, "Jeez, you're like the king of the geeks or something! Don't you do anything normal?"

I just found it funny, and Geek King sounded like a good handle at the time. I just kept it when I found out the site had opened back up under Raps' guidence. I make no (serious) claims to geek royalty, and have no control over those claiming the term geek for themselves.

[taxguykarl]

Reminds me of a piece of work (possible identity thief) who tried to acquire a copy of her return without an ID (necessary protective measure).

POW: Don't you know who I am?!
ME: Yes, an individual trying and failing miserably to acquire a return without an ID.

[Mamadrae]

Do you know who I am?

The slayer of cows?
The enchanter of Babylon?
The left elbow of Ragnaros?
The Ice Princess?

I sense a warcraft geek...
ARCANITE REAPER HO!

[wagegoth]

Flight speed of an unladen swallow

African or European?

[Rapscallion]

or that Toronto is bad all together.

"So many sex stores, so little time..."

A comment I made to The Gatekeeper when she asked how I liked my stay there.

Rapscallion

[Musical Mind]

Ha!

That's amazing. You just have to love it when someone gets slammed by their own snotty, bratty words.

[Jester]

Even at a second-rate school like U of Windsor, I can't throw a rock without hitting one, and it makes me sad.

Why would that make you sad? Sounds like you have phenomenal aim. Keep throwing those rocks at those entitlement whores!

In other news, the best answer I could have thought of that would have owned the SC and been accurate would have gone something like this:

SC: "Do you know who I am?"
JESTER: "Yes, you are SC, your in room XX, and your roommate is T."
SC: "No, I meant, do you know who my father is?"
JESTER: "I would say he is the father of the person who is not getting the Blankey Room tonight, since it's already booked."

[Misanthropical]

Do you know who my father is?

If you don't know, I would say you have an issue with your mother, not me.

[Imogene]

Great story. The title reminded me of Eddie Izzard's bit about the Star Wars Cantina.

Vader: "Do you know who I am?"
Cantina employee: "Do you know who I am?"
Vader: "This is not a game of 'Who the Fuck are You?'!"

I love that bit.
Vader: "I am your boss."
CE: "You're Mister Stevens?"
V: "No, no, I'm Vader, Darth Vader, Lord Darth Vader."
CE: "You're Jeff Vader?"