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Old 05-06-2019, 05:51 PM
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The proper way to ask to go home early is not yelling, "Let me out, Screw!"
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Old 05-07-2019, 04:58 PM
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'Apparently because no one knows how to read their fucking email' is not considered a proper response when asked a question.
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Old 05-09-2019, 07:43 PM
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When my teammate left our team for another job, I was not allowed to sing Bye Bye Beautiful or say, "You're now dead to us."
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Old 06-08-2019, 08:37 AM
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I am not allowed to bribe coworkers with chocolate to “skip enthusiastically” the rest of their shift. Getting the entire front end to skip around during every task (from going point a to point be, emptying trash, vacuuming, putting out stock, and leading customers to product, etc). Not even pointing out that skipping is exercise and thus healthy for you so therefore it follows our “be healthy” company line will work. Having the entire front end staff cackling like hyenas every time someone had to leave their till for something probably had something to do with it.
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Old 06-10-2019, 09:08 AM
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I am not allowed to proclaim the respiratory registrar is cute

Nor am I allowed to announce that my coworker (who's about 10+ years older than me) thinks he's cute.
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Old 06-12-2019, 11:14 PM
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But do you think he's cute?
As for RR may l suggest you try 'nothing ill can live in so fair a temple'...
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Old 06-25-2019, 08:19 PM
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If I let someone eat my pizza, I'm not allowed to say, "So, do you like my sausage?"
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Old 07-17-2019, 11:22 PM
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Just because the new managers came from another store does not make them, "Earther scum!"

I am not a Belter and I am not to address the customers in Belter Creole.

Making vegan lasagna is cool and people are probably more interested in the recipe I found online than how it makes my farts smell.

It's a fire drill, not an "air censor alarm".

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Old 07-21-2019, 06:35 AM
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Honesty is not always the best policy. When asked how I managed to get all the cleanup, breaks, extra work and balancing while maintaining customer satisfaction I am not allowed to reply “bribery, the most efficient motivational tool.” Even if it is true and it does get shit done.

If I can’t beat them with the stick (what with labour laws and worksafeBC having rules and whatnot”). I will dangle the chocolate in front of them (nobody wants a carrot, chocolate is better for motivation)
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Old 07-22-2019, 03:10 AM
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But do you think he's cute?
As for RR may l suggest you try 'nothing ill can live in so fair a temple'...
He kind of is. He's also one of my favourite fellows/registrars to work with for the meetings as he's really engaged in the topic and also doesn't talk down to me or any of my team mates. (The fellows/registars are basically responsible for writing up the cases to present and also presenting a research project from time to time)

To clarify:

Registrar = Basically 3-4 years out of med school, may or may not be undertaking further specialist study in a particular area.

Fellow = currently studying their specialty or almost finished in their specialty.

Registars will typically stick around for at least 12-18 months, fellows slightly less.
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