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    Wacked out klepto woman

    We have a snack shop where guest can buy things. A woman staying asked for some soup. I show her where. She runs off with it without paying!
    Later, she comes back and demand free dinner. I tell her there's no free dinner here but she can get a frozen dinner in our shop. This time I keep and eye on her and becuase of that she pays for it.
    She looked and acted really strange: her eyes were buggin out, very thin and pale, and shaky. Then she asks for a crib for her baby. Yep she's in charge of another life! Hopefully she straightens out before the kid gets all messed up.
    10 to 1 that's she'll steal all our towels from the room, pillows and blankets. And people always ask why we take extra authorization of their credit card :/
    Can't reason with the unreasonable.
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    Can you charge the stolen soup to her room since she's a guest?
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    • #3
      Quoth HotelMinion View Post
      We have a snack shop where guest can buy things. A woman staying asked for some soup. I show her where. She runs off with it without paying!
      Later, she comes back and demand free dinner. I tell her there's no free dinner here but she can get a frozen dinner in our shop. This time I keep and eye on her and becuase of that she pays for it.
      She looked and acted really strange: her eyes were buggin out, very thin and pale, and shaky. Then she asks for a crib for her baby. Yep she's in charge of another life! Hopefully she straightens out before the kid gets all messed up.
      10 to 1 that's she'll steal all our towels from the room, pillows and blankets. And people always ask why we take extra authorization of their credit card :/

      Did anyone tell her she had to pay for the soup when she came back down?

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        Quoth An Haddock View Post
        Did anyone tell her she had to pay for the soup when she came back down?
        Her likely answer: Soup...what soup?
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        • #5
          Next time deny her the soup. NO SOUP FOR YOU!
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            Soup....beautiful soup...soup of the evening
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            • #7
              bugging out? very thin? pale?

              i'll put 5 bucks saying she's on meth.
              If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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