No royalty, just a lot of people who either invented things or punched them very very hard. Both sides of the family have had SOMEONE in the military in each generation going as far back as anyone can find. Mind you... both generations seem intent on outbreeding Japan, so at this point I've got connections to pretty much everything.
Also, the Tray up story was EPIC.
I'll bring taco ring to the reunion
Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.