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    A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
    HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
    HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
    HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

    WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?
    HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

    WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
    HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

    WIFE: -- silence --
    HUSBAND: "s#@t."

    Phoenix
    "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons" - Douglas Adams
    "If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off . . . " - unknown
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