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    "Why am I drippings with goo...?"

    Thursday's load included three cases of gravy (in jars) that was way out of code. How did we discover this? Nothing so simple as opening the case or looking at it, no. One of the cases went smashy after a U-boat got caught on one of the idiotically-placed displays in that aisle. The box contained most of the mess, but the two of us in that area got hit with flying rancid gravy (not a lot, thankfully) and the entire aisle smelled funny--as did the bathroom where it was dumped.

    G was wondering how distribution could have missed that (date is printed on the case!), but with the freight shenanigans that have been going on nobody was really surprised.
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      "Hello, customer service? I am Vigo the Carpathian, and I have been anticipating my shipment of rancid gravy for me to gargle -- it helps my voice....Wait, what you you mean, you sent it to some store?!? And they smashed them all?! I NEED that! A thousand years of curses upon you and your family, SO SAY I, Vigo the Carpahhhthiaaaan!"
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        Based on the title,I had expectations for this thread.They were not met with tales of old gravy.Please refund me my money for reading this thread...
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          Based on the title,I had expectations for this thread.They were not met with tales of old gravy.Please refund me my money for reading this thread...
          You got what you paid for. Nada.

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            "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
            "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
            "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
            "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
            "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
            "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
            Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
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