I say it like this: ASS-et Protection because I'm petty and childish.
Soooo, security got renamed. Whenever someone says "AP to ___" I'm thinking "Oh, the Associated Press is here. How odd." NOT, "Security is coming."
THIS IS A STUPID IDEA. Plus, "AP" does not sound scary like "Security" does.
I looked asset protection up on google and got Target's corporate website:
https://corporate.target.com/careers...oss-prevention
So now we're imitating lowly Target? The scandal!
Soooo, security got renamed. Whenever someone says "AP to ___" I'm thinking "Oh, the Associated Press is here. How odd." NOT, "Security is coming."
THIS IS A STUPID IDEA. Plus, "AP" does not sound scary like "Security" does.
I looked asset protection up on google and got Target's corporate website:
https://corporate.target.com/careers...oss-prevention
So now we're imitating lowly Target? The scandal!
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