NotAlwaysRight Stories

[Lace Neil Singer]

https://notalwaysworking.com/tried-change-outcome/48315

Customer tries to do the right thing and is accused of being a thief!

You KNOW that when the till was found short manager threw cashier under the bus...

I had that happen to me as a customer. Cashier gave me change for a twenty instead of a fiver, I went back to attempt to rectify the error and the cashier just snarled at me, "Can't you read the sign?" The sign said "Mistakes can't be fixed afterwards" or something like that. I just walked out, figuring that if he was going to be like that, he could just enjoy having to explain later why his till was short.

https://notalwaysright.com/dont-have-a-cow-man/8589

Crazy vegan customer.

[greek_jester]

https://notalwaysright.com/dont-have-a-cow-man/8589

Crazy vegan customer.

A co-worker's fiancee is vegan. He's actually afraid to tell people because of twits like that.

[eltf177]

https://notalwaysworking.com/just-isnt-coworking/48462

New coworker is a control freak and boss is a moron...

[Lace Neil Singer]

https://notalwaysworking.com/just-avoid-red-ones/44695

M&Ms are always helpful on such an occasion!

[catcul]

SC: You people are too slow. Do you know how long I was on hold?
OP: 26 seconds.
SC: You people are too fast.

There's no pleasing some people.

[eltf177]

https://notalwaysright.com/racists-popping-dozen/61830

I know this has been asked before, but why are people this brain-dead allowed to live and breed, much less allowed out in public to annoy the rest of the world?

[catcul]

"How many balls am I holding?"

[Lace Neil Singer]

Not very charitable manager...

[TheSHAD0W]

"How many balls am I holding?"

"The customer wants to buy this ball sack! Let's see, one, two, three..."

[Mr Hero]

"How many balls am I holding?"

Too bad they weren't Schweddy Balls

[catcul]

Too bad they weren't Schweddy Balls

or chocolate salty balls?

[catcul]

"Enjoy your breasts."

I swear I wasn't the one who posted this story on NAW.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Link

Sucky Manager gives OP a temporary promotion to manager while he goes on a business trip. SM adds that OP will need to fire three employees to help save costs while he's gone. OP is aghast and calls Corporate. Corporate is aghast, admits they need to save costs, but costs could be saved by firing one incompetent manager rather than three employees...

Say it with me now: PWNT.

[wolfie]

WTF? (Mis-)manager was too chickenshit to do his own dirty work, so he gave someone a temporary promotion solely to fire people on a list he'd drafted. Serves him right to get the boot.

[Mr Hero]

Jay's signature seems appropriate in that story.