LOL The big red button for screaming and hitting really hard and the remote control for those discreet moments when you don't want people knowing you're using it. Geez, I could have done with one of these when I worked in a call centre! The thing is we need to protect your fragile hearing when person on the other end is screaming in agony...
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Well, obviously when you hit the button, it would also activate a sound suppressor to cut the volume on any noises that go over a certain decibel level.
^-.-^Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden
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Quoth Andara Bledin View PostWell, obviously when you hit the button, it would also activate a sound suppressor to cut the volume on any noises that go over a certain decibel level.
^-.-^Idiot-proofing myself since 1997
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Quoth blas87 View PostHow about tear gas for Black Friday?!
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Quoth blas87 View PostHow about tear gas for Black Friday?!
If the store gets too out of control, if women are beating each other and wrestling over *insert newest musthave toy here*, if customers are practically looting and rioting....
What it does is it gives you a burning sensation when you're within its radius. Awesome concept and more effective IMO. They showed this on Future Weapons a while back.The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.
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Edible Hat: Checked Google and signs point to no. Granted when used wrong it could be a torture device but the company that produces these are obviously not going to sell them to a country with a questionable human rights record.The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.
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Moonlight - I really hope you get your idiot stick as you clearly need it, but :
Quoth Moonlight View PostPeople a foot and a half taller than me asking me to reach things down. Yes, I know the shelf is high but they can reach it perfectly well and I'm only 5'2".
I ask because I struggle to reach and worry I may damage something. He finds it harder to reach but he's comfortable just climbing on things. I think it makes sense to ask if you can't reach easily - and if the person you're asking can't reach either (a) they may be able to get a member of staff who can reach, (b) they may have access to a ladder or step, and if all else fails they will be responsible if something does get damaged.
I don't think I deserve to be hit with an idiot stick. At least for that. The other sucky customers you described do though.
Victoria J
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Quoth Victoria J View PostMoonlight - I really hope you get your idiot stick as you clearly need it, but :
I do that I regularly ask the man in one of the shops near I work to lift down stuff for me even though I'm taller.
I ask because I struggle to reach and worry I may damage something. He finds it harder to reach but he's comfortable just climbing on things. I think it makes sense to ask if you can't reach easily - and if the person you're asking can't reach either (a) they may be able to get a member of staff who can reach, (b) they may have access to a ladder or step, and if all else fails they will be responsible if something does get damaged.
I don't think I deserve to be hit with an idiot stick. At least for that. The other sucky customers you described do though.
Victoria JIdiot-proofing myself since 1997
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I'm glad I won't be being hit with an idiot stick (for that - there are plenty of other reasons for people to hit me with an idiot stick unfortunately). If surveyed I will definitely tell Santa you've been good.
I do tend to be extremely paranoid about damaging things in shops - being very disaster prone. (My best ever was at my place of work where I tried to open a door I was sure was unlocked...and ended up ripping the entire handle and locked lock bodily of the door. I don't know my own strength, or destructive power, but my manager couldn't believe it either and decided to assume it was broken before I got there).
Victoria J
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Quoth Moonlight View PostPeople a foot and a half taller than me asking me to reach things down. Yes, I know the shelf is high but they can reach it perfectly well and I'm only 5'2".
And then I have to go all over the store to find something to stand on, while the customer stands there all impatient-like.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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