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For Christmas I would like an Idiot Stick. Over the past few weeks I've been harassed by the following idiots:
People a foot and a half taller than me asking me to reach things down. Yes, I know the shelf is high but they can reach it perfectly well and I'm only 5'2".
People with body odour worse than something that's been dead longer than I've been alive.
Yes, that is a CD playing. Yes, it is mine. Yes, it was imported. No, I won't sell it to you, especially at the pitifully low price you've suggested. And no, you weren't joking - I could tell by that rabid look you had in your eyes.
Moronic mothers and old people on mobility scooters who think it's perfectly okay to ram into the back of my legs as opposed to using the simple phrase "Excuse me". Yes, I know it's too much for their little brains to comprehend but this is why I need my Idiot Stick.
The eejits that don't understand that we're a charity and I'm not haggling prices. Especially on the brand new, still tagged, designer piece of clothing that we're selling for £5 and is still in the original shop for £50.
Other staff members who don't quite understand that I don't take sugar in my tea or coffee. Even if they asked me 30 seconds beforehand. Or didn't read the sign by the kettle that says "Moonlight does not have sugar in her drinks". Then get all offended when I don't drink whatever they've made me.
I don't want any other gifts this Christmas (except maybe for Peace and Goodwill to all man). But if you could deliver said Idiot Stick before the beginning of December I'd really appreciate it.
Thanks,
Moonlight,
Harassed Charity Worker
People a foot and a half taller than me asking me to reach things down. Yes, I know the shelf is high but they can reach it perfectly well and I'm only 5'2".
People with body odour worse than something that's been dead longer than I've been alive.
Yes, that is a CD playing. Yes, it is mine. Yes, it was imported. No, I won't sell it to you, especially at the pitifully low price you've suggested. And no, you weren't joking - I could tell by that rabid look you had in your eyes.
Moronic mothers and old people on mobility scooters who think it's perfectly okay to ram into the back of my legs as opposed to using the simple phrase "Excuse me". Yes, I know it's too much for their little brains to comprehend but this is why I need my Idiot Stick.
The eejits that don't understand that we're a charity and I'm not haggling prices. Especially on the brand new, still tagged, designer piece of clothing that we're selling for £5 and is still in the original shop for £50.
Other staff members who don't quite understand that I don't take sugar in my tea or coffee. Even if they asked me 30 seconds beforehand. Or didn't read the sign by the kettle that says "Moonlight does not have sugar in her drinks". Then get all offended when I don't drink whatever they've made me.
I don't want any other gifts this Christmas (except maybe for Peace and Goodwill to all man). But if you could deliver said Idiot Stick before the beginning of December I'd really appreciate it.
Thanks,
Moonlight,
Harassed Charity Worker
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