Closing Announcements (from the old boards)

[Tito]

At my former retail hell, we never did a closing announcement. The only announcement we made was at 7:50 PM in regards to alcohol, because in our state, stores cannot sell alcohol after 8:00 PM.

[Lace Neil Singer]

At the bar where my best friend used to work, it was "Get the fuck out!" Wouldn't it be nice if we all could get away with that?

If we could, I'd be playing the Skid Row song.

"No need to whimper, no need to shout
This party's over, so get the fuck out
Get the fuck out!"