I actually didn't know driving rants could go here, so now I'm very happy! While I haven't had much experience with SCs, I have a lot of war stories about various drivers. Over half of these war stories concern my younger brother, and I thought I'd share some of his crazy (*cough* suicidal *cough*) antics with you all.
Now, don't get me wrong from the tone of this post, I love my younger brother. However, our relationship is slightly strained since he seems to choose to be an asshole to me and I'm not going to take that from my own flesh. Our fights our legendary because both of us are stubborn and don't know when to back down.
Needless to say, my brother is a maniac on the road. The fact he has not killed anyone surprises the hell out of me. His main problem is he has a problem with stopping. It's not an issue with the brakes, we share the same car, he just doesn't want to use them. I can't count the times he's blazed through the crosswalk at our college (it lights up when someone's crossing so you know to stop) and has nearly hit the pedestrian going across. At intersections, he routinely stops as far over the white line as you can get without being in the middle of the intersection. When he does use the brake, it's not the gradual pressing on the brake and coming to a stop you're supposed to do. He slams on the brake like there's a child in the road. I've actually gotten motion sickness from when we were driving around a town and he kept doing that at EVERY stop after speeding around the place.
The best story concerning my brother, however, is when I was helping him drive around with his permit. This was a decision enforced by mom, so I wasn't allowed to argue that I wished to live to the ripe old age of fifty and not die in the fiery crash I assumed would follow his getting behind the wheel. However, he was doing pretty nice, and all seemed fine.
Then *insert the jaws theme here* we approached the traffic light.
Now, at this particular stoplight, it looks like you can turn left. However, the fact there is a large sign that says in perfect english NO LEFT TURN and turning left would deliver you into driving the wrong way up the freeway make it so following that course is a truly stupid idea.
As we approach the traffic light, it turns red. We're in the left lane, I'm giving directions for my brother to drive us home, and this follows.
R: me
T: The boy whose going to cause me to have a heart attack one day.
R: We're approaching a red light, you may want to try putting on the brakes.
T: So do we turn left here?
R: No. No left turn.
T: But we need to turn left to go home soon. Are you sure we don't have to turn left here?
R: NO! Do not turn left. Put on the breaks please (we're getting reeeeeeal close to running this red light)
T: But we have to turn left!
R: Yeah, but not here. Look at the sign, it says NO LEFT TURN. NO LEFT TURN!!
T: Oh.
R: (really kinda freaking out now) PLEASE PUT ON THE BREAKS (We are really zooming towards this traffic light and there is a large truck turning. )
T: Stop yelling at me. You suck at driving, you don't get to tell me what to do just cause you have your license!
At this point, he goes through the red light. Luckily, we missed the truck hitting us. He looks all shocked and then yells at me.
T: RENA! Why was that guy turning! We should have the right of way.
R: IT WAS OUR RED LIGHT! HE PROBABLY HAD THE TURN SIGNAL! (the rest of this was probably cursing and thanking some divine deity for the truck not killing us)
T: No it wasn't.
We argue all the way home over whether the light was red and for weeks I am praying that the traffic light had one of those cameras so I could show my brother he was wrong. Unfortunately, apparently it did not and I ended up just feeling rather bitter about the entire event.
My brother is not colorblind or anything, he just does not pay attention like he should. I'll demonstrate more examples of this if people want to listen. If not, just be very wary driving around Washington state while my brother's behind the wheel.
Now, don't get me wrong from the tone of this post, I love my younger brother. However, our relationship is slightly strained since he seems to choose to be an asshole to me and I'm not going to take that from my own flesh. Our fights our legendary because both of us are stubborn and don't know when to back down.
Needless to say, my brother is a maniac on the road. The fact he has not killed anyone surprises the hell out of me. His main problem is he has a problem with stopping. It's not an issue with the brakes, we share the same car, he just doesn't want to use them. I can't count the times he's blazed through the crosswalk at our college (it lights up when someone's crossing so you know to stop) and has nearly hit the pedestrian going across. At intersections, he routinely stops as far over the white line as you can get without being in the middle of the intersection. When he does use the brake, it's not the gradual pressing on the brake and coming to a stop you're supposed to do. He slams on the brake like there's a child in the road. I've actually gotten motion sickness from when we were driving around a town and he kept doing that at EVERY stop after speeding around the place.
The best story concerning my brother, however, is when I was helping him drive around with his permit. This was a decision enforced by mom, so I wasn't allowed to argue that I wished to live to the ripe old age of fifty and not die in the fiery crash I assumed would follow his getting behind the wheel. However, he was doing pretty nice, and all seemed fine.
Then *insert the jaws theme here* we approached the traffic light.
Now, at this particular stoplight, it looks like you can turn left. However, the fact there is a large sign that says in perfect english NO LEFT TURN and turning left would deliver you into driving the wrong way up the freeway make it so following that course is a truly stupid idea.
As we approach the traffic light, it turns red. We're in the left lane, I'm giving directions for my brother to drive us home, and this follows.
R: me
T: The boy whose going to cause me to have a heart attack one day.
R: We're approaching a red light, you may want to try putting on the brakes.
T: So do we turn left here?
R: No. No left turn.
T: But we need to turn left to go home soon. Are you sure we don't have to turn left here?
R: NO! Do not turn left. Put on the breaks please (we're getting reeeeeeal close to running this red light)
T: But we have to turn left!
R: Yeah, but not here. Look at the sign, it says NO LEFT TURN. NO LEFT TURN!!
T: Oh.
R: (really kinda freaking out now) PLEASE PUT ON THE BREAKS (We are really zooming towards this traffic light and there is a large truck turning. )
T: Stop yelling at me. You suck at driving, you don't get to tell me what to do just cause you have your license!
At this point, he goes through the red light. Luckily, we missed the truck hitting us. He looks all shocked and then yells at me.
T: RENA! Why was that guy turning! We should have the right of way.
R: IT WAS OUR RED LIGHT! HE PROBABLY HAD THE TURN SIGNAL! (the rest of this was probably cursing and thanking some divine deity for the truck not killing us)
T: No it wasn't.
We argue all the way home over whether the light was red and for weeks I am praying that the traffic light had one of those cameras so I could show my brother he was wrong. Unfortunately, apparently it did not and I ended up just feeling rather bitter about the entire event.
My brother is not colorblind or anything, he just does not pay attention like he should. I'll demonstrate more examples of this if people want to listen. If not, just be very wary driving around Washington state while my brother's behind the wheel.
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