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    I know many people get excited with their hands cuffed behind their backs. Many people like to make love in the back seat of a car. Alcohol can lower inhibitions and make people horny. I don't care how exciting a combination of all three is; it is a very bad idea to have sex in the back seat of a police car while being taken down to the station. That is incredibly stupid, but oddly impressive.

    Then again, criminals will try to screw each other to get off.

    Couple Had Sex In Back Seat Of Police Cruiser
    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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    Oy vey

    Then again, nobody said criminals were smart!
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • #3
      Quoth fireheart View Post
      Oy vey

      Then again, nobody said criminals were smart!
      True that.

      Let's hope they didn't reproduce that night. Somehow I don't know that anyone would want to know they were conceived in the back of a cop car after their parents had been drinking and at least one of them was doing meth.
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #4
        ...impressive feat indeed if they were both cuffed.
        "I am quite confident that I do exist."
        "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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        • #5
          Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
          ...impressive feat indeed if they were both cuffed.
          I can't even imagine the athletic ability required for such a feat myself.

          And that's probably because I'm laughing too hard!!!
          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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          • #6
            They put the "cop" in copulate. ��
            "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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            • #7
              Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
              ...impressive feat indeed if they were both cuffed.
              Plenty of people can slip cuffed hands in front...my wife can do it with wrists crossed!

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              • #8
                Quoth Jarlaxle View Post
                Plenty of people can slip cuffed hands in front...my wife can do it with wrists crossed!
                It can also be done with wrists bound with rope as well, as I've seen plenty of times watching tv reruns growing up.
                Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                • #9
                  And I think I've learned a little too much about cs.com folks
                  The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                  Now queen of USSR-Land...

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                  • #10
                    Quoth fireheart View Post
                    And I think I've learned a little too much about cs.com folks
                    So what's your point?

                    Yes, we are a perverted bunch.
                    Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                    • #11
                      I do have a question. If the cop drove down a bumpy road, would that ruin the experience or enhance it?

                      That's a hard one to take in.
                      This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                      I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth fireheart View Post
                        And I think I've learned a little too much about cs.com folks
                        Hey: that ability won my wife $200 in high school! Dude bet her $100 she couldn't do it...then doubled it when she told him she could do it with her wrists crossed. The expression on his face was priceless when she jumped, tucked her knees to her chest, and whipped her hands in front.

                        IIRC, she used the money to buy a helmet so she could run her car at the drag strip.

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                        • #13
                          Last call syndrome. Given that this is what happened the last time date plans went south...
                          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
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