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  • I heard you the first time.

    I just had an extremely annoying CS just walk out the door, finally.

    She came in a little while ago, looked around, and then inquired about wooden models. The way she asked me about them, I thought she was looking for something specific and hard to do. Father's day is tomorrow, hence why I made that assumtion.

    SC-Do you have wooden models?
    Me- Yeah, we have wooden ship models.
    SC- I didn't see any back there, you used to have a HUGE wooden model section with these wooden cross kits. (btw, if you can't see those wooden ships in plain view, you are blind or choose not to pay any attention)
    Me- We don't have a kit for crosses.
    SC- You used to.
    Me- Why don't you try hobby lobby?
    SC- They don't have them either.
    Me- Michaels?
    SC- Maybe I'll try there.

    For the next 15 minutes she wandered around and came upon our wooden models for little kids. I didn't mention them earlier because the kid that was with her looked too old to be building them. The majority of what we have in that section is geared towards 5 year olds.

    She picked out an aeroplane kit. The age range on the box says 6-8. Her kid looked around 10-12.
    SC- Look at this! This is easy...no screws or anything! Hey! Are you listening?

    Her son was not listening at all. He was playing with our remote control toys.
    SC- Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen to me! Listen to me!
    Son- What?

    It carried on like that for a while until she was ready to check out. She came up to the counter and plopped a model kit down.

    SC- I told you that you had them.
    Me- I thought you wanted to build crosses.
    SC- Oh....I told you you had them.
    Me- Yeah...I thought you were looking for something specific.
    SC- No just wooden models...told you that you had them.
    Me- *Ignores her as I swipe her debit card.* "please enter your pin # and press the green button, the machine doesn't beep.
    SC- Ohhhh...I can get cash back.
    Me- I don't think our machine allows that. And I don't have enough cash in my drawer to cover it anyway.

    She entered her pin.

    SC- Where is the enter button?
    Me- The green one.(I mentioned that earlier)
    SC- What?
    Me- The green one.
    SC- and I can't get money back?
    Me- No.

    After a silence of waiting for approval, she gets her receipt and says:

    SC- I told you you had them.



    Shut up already!!! Just shut up, PLEASE! I can't take it!!!
    Last edited by Gabrielle Proctor; 06-16-2007, 07:24 PM.
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  • #2
    Maybe the model was for her...she sounds about the right age: "Listen to me! Hey! Listen to me" "I told you so!!"

    No wonder her kid was ignoring her...
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      im sorry was this woman high... or looked she once knew what high felt like?
      Because good god she was so irratic... im not sure even she knew what she wanted...

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      • #4
        Good god, just think of how henpecked her husband is!
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        • #5
          If I was her husband, I wouldn't stay henpecked for long. I can picture myself divorcing someone on the basis of being annoying. Ofcourse, I can't see myself dating someone that obnoxious to begin with, or at least long enough to get married to them.
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          • #6
            As a gamer nerd, and Nintendo fanboy, I must post this link.

            http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=42



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            • #7
              Holy crap, that was just bad. I can just see that family at home.

              SC: Hey, hey, did you clean your room? Hey, I asked if you cleaned your room.

              Son: Yeah, it's clean.

              SC goes into the room and finds something on the floor, but out the way.

              SC: I knew you didn't clean your room. I had a feeling you didn't clean your room.

              Continues forever.

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              • #8
                Quoth Gabrielle Proctor View Post
                SC- Hey! Hey! Hey! Listen! Listen to me! Listen to me!
                Quoth Broomjockey View Post
                As a gamer nerd, and Nintendo fanboy, I must post this link.

                http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=42
                Heh... My mind was headed a similar direction...



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                • #9
                  Jeez, the kid was probably more mature than his mom. Tough break. Imagine what a real pain in the ass she'll be when she's old.
                  "I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."~Mae West

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                  • #10
                    In my head the end of the conversation goes like this:

                    SC: Told you you had them.

                    You: Well, yes. We have THOSE, but that's not what you asked for.

                    SC: Yes, it is.

                    You: IS NOT!

                    SC: IS TOO!

                    You: IS NOT! Infinity!

                    It sound like she'd understand Childish better than English anyway.
                    The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                    The stupid is strong with this one.

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                    • #11
                      Oh good, I'm not the only one who thought of Navi reading the OP

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                      • #12
                        Like I tell my wife sometimes just to aggravate her when she gets on my case about something, "I can't hear you because I'm busy ignoring you right now."
                        The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

                        Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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