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It was my third day working in the Tyranical Meat Market (Or a Fast Food Chain that thinks it's royalty), and I still being a squire training to become a knight at the front lines, I needed to learn how to use the register. My companion, and trainer for this was C. The first few orders went by okay, people understanding that I was still training. Then I had to take him on.
AH: The Shiny Knight (My thoughts)
BB: BloodThirsty Beast bent on my destruction
BO: BB's Offsrping
So they entered the fray, the beast of a father walking up to the counter. Three days in and I could tell that this was not going to be easy.
AH: Welcome to the Tyranical Meat Market, how may I help you?
BB: What d'ya want kids?
BO: *whispering to their father*
AH: (Why can't kids just tell me what they want?)
BB: I'll take a number one with cheese, medium with a coke.
AH: *Typing in, having C correct me every once in awhile* Okay.
BB: I'll have a number 4, no cheese, no onion, no tomato, medium with a coke as well. Another number 4 with cheese, no onion, no pickle, medium with a coke.
AH: *Enters order, C looks at it, and nods at me* Okay *repeats order*
BO: *whispers to dad*
BB: NO!!! We wanted one number 4 without cheese, with onion, no tomato.
AH: *Enters order, then repeats order*
BB: NO NO!!! The second number 4 has cheese no onion, with pickle!!!
AH: (You knuckle-dragger, you probably don't remember to pull your pants down when you use the toilet. May the Great Old Ones smite you!!!*points for anyone that gets that*) *enters, repeats order*
BB: NO!!!! ONE NUMBER 4 NO CHEESE, NO ONION, WITH TOMATO!!!! THE SECOND NUMBER 4 WITH CHEESE, WITH EVERYTHING ON IT!!!!
AH:*enters order, repeats* Anything else?
BO: *Both look completely embaressed in their father*
BB: That's all.
AH: That'll be $xx.xx, here or to go?
BB: Here *Throws money at me*
So the Bloodthirsty Beast is vanquished at the hands of the mere squire, with no help from C. I lood at the next customer, still shaken up by my first battle.
AH: Welcome to the Tyranical Meat Market, how may I help you?
Old Lady: You're new here aren't you? Well don't worry too much about it, take your time with the order, we don't have anywhere to go. Retirement is great for that!
AH: *sigh of relief* Thank you.
So after vanquishing my first beast, I thought I was done for, until I got this nice old lady, who soon became one of my regulars, and my favorite customer. After his defeat, I never saw the BloodThirsty Beast again. I'm thinking my call to the Great Old Ones was answered.
AH: The Shiny Knight (My thoughts)
BB: BloodThirsty Beast bent on my destruction
BO: BB's Offsrping
So they entered the fray, the beast of a father walking up to the counter. Three days in and I could tell that this was not going to be easy.
AH: Welcome to the Tyranical Meat Market, how may I help you?
BB: What d'ya want kids?
BO: *whispering to their father*
AH: (Why can't kids just tell me what they want?)
BB: I'll take a number one with cheese, medium with a coke.
AH: *Typing in, having C correct me every once in awhile* Okay.
BB: I'll have a number 4, no cheese, no onion, no tomato, medium with a coke as well. Another number 4 with cheese, no onion, no pickle, medium with a coke.
AH: *Enters order, C looks at it, and nods at me* Okay *repeats order*
BO: *whispers to dad*
BB: NO!!! We wanted one number 4 without cheese, with onion, no tomato.
AH: *Enters order, then repeats order*
BB: NO NO!!! The second number 4 has cheese no onion, with pickle!!!
AH: (You knuckle-dragger, you probably don't remember to pull your pants down when you use the toilet. May the Great Old Ones smite you!!!*points for anyone that gets that*) *enters, repeats order*
BB: NO!!!! ONE NUMBER 4 NO CHEESE, NO ONION, WITH TOMATO!!!! THE SECOND NUMBER 4 WITH CHEESE, WITH EVERYTHING ON IT!!!!
AH:*enters order, repeats* Anything else?
BO: *Both look completely embaressed in their father*
BB: That's all.
AH: That'll be $xx.xx, here or to go?
BB: Here *Throws money at me*
So the Bloodthirsty Beast is vanquished at the hands of the mere squire, with no help from C. I lood at the next customer, still shaken up by my first battle.
AH: Welcome to the Tyranical Meat Market, how may I help you?
Old Lady: You're new here aren't you? Well don't worry too much about it, take your time with the order, we don't have anywhere to go. Retirement is great for that!
AH: *sigh of relief* Thank you.
So after vanquishing my first beast, I thought I was done for, until I got this nice old lady, who soon became one of my regulars, and my favorite customer. After his defeat, I never saw the BloodThirsty Beast again. I'm thinking my call to the Great Old Ones was answered.
I've been looking for an excuse to use this smiley!
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