Kids are EVIL

[Lachrymose]

From Urban Dictionary:

3. Cank
Masturbating/Wanking with a condom on.
Person 1: "Got any condoms?"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 3: "I need a cank, that's why!"

[Mikkel]

3. Cank
Masturbating/Wanking with a condom on.

Oh, and here I thought it was called a posh wank. Nerfing and canking, my vocabulary is growing .