Wide awake and full of rage

[Kilgore_Trout]

We prefer the term "Equine Cranium Distributors"

[earl colby pottinger]

Old term

I'm sure KGT works for a completely Legitimate Business.

A older term for the CIA was "The Company". Now whether this is a legal company or not depends on your lifestyle.

[lobo94]

Don't accept the collect call of Cthulhu...though if you're looking for sacrifices, you could always start with sucky co workers, managers, SCs...seriously, I have a stuffed Cthulhu at my desk, and people in the know chuckle, the ones who wonder, get an explanation, and then shake their heads.

[MaseMan]

I once had this really annoying "customer" call me several times on my cell phone. It didn't really bother me until the last time...she called at 8AM on a Sunday morning, during a holiday weekend, to ask me a pointless question about a program we were doing at our business. I cut her off and said, "You're calling me at 8AM on a Sunday morning...I'm going to ask you very nicely to never call my personal number again. You can call our store number with any questions in the future. Thanks." Then I hung up on her. At least she took the hint and never called again. Some people are really dense.