wherein I wish I could just reach through the phone and punch people.

[quitcallingme]

My guess is that, in his mind, expired=cancelled. That's the only way I can explain his statement that I quoted above. Otherwise, he's just a blazing idiot.

If he was reasonable, perhaps it might have gone something like this:
"It didn't expire. I have the new one right here!"
"And why do you have a new one, sir?"
"Because the old one expir... oh."

I just might have to remember this line! Doubtful that this particular one would have gotten it though, he was STUCK on 'why was it not updated!!'

[protege]

There's a reason I prefer the Sith.

Well that...and the Sith have cookies

[Dadeo]

Quoth protege
Screw that. I'd rather be able to Force choke idiots over the phone

This. A million times this. There's a reason I prefer the Sith.

It's not that a Jedi can't do it, they just don't. What I'd do is force-push the bowl of little pickles a little closer so that the SC can choke on one themselves.

[dragon_wings]

It's not that a Jedi can't do it, they just don't. What I'd do is force-push the bowl of little pickles a little closer so that the SC can choke on one themselves.

I like the way you think.