Gotta love Sundays after church.
1)Old fart chews me out because we don't have big bags. Tried explaining we only get big bags during Christmas time but NO, he HAS to have a big bag for his 12 pack of toilet paper.
2)Old bat yells at me because we don't have small bags because she HAS to have a bag for her 50 cent greeting card. We haven't had small bags in years because frankly, they were a pointless waste of money.
3)Old goat yells at me because we didn't have any carts in the store. Never mind that me and cashier both were running register and had lines. She had to walk 5 feet BACK OUTSIDE to get a cart. I know for some seniors 5 feet can be difficult but for crying out loud, you walk RIGHT PAST the outside cart corral to get in the store. Is there really a big difference between carts sitting outside and carts sitting inside??
4)Why yes you can write a check for $2. Yes you have to fill it out, we're not Awful-mart. No, we're not "Kinfolk Dollar", we're "Dollar Admiral". Ok so you have to write a new check. No ma'am, we're not "Dollar Elm", we're "Dollar Admiral". Ok check #3. Good you got it right. Oh great, now you have to dig through your purse again to get your ID because nobody ever wants an ID when you write a check. No, that's ok, I'm sure the 5 people in line behind you don't mind that you're holding everything up.
5)One of these days I'm just going to start taking off my clothes every time people throw their money at me. Obviously they think I'm a stripper. But I warn you, it ain't gonna be pretty with all the jiggling and body hair
6)You know you sound like an idiot when you ask for a bag for something with a handle. "Can I get a bag, I have to carry it" Uhhhh, that's why the laundry bottle already has a handle on it, so you can carry it.
7)Yes Pepsi is on sale but you have to buy THREE to get the sale price, no you can't get Dr. Pepper, the ad CLEARLY states Pepsi or Mountain Dew. I don't care if Awful-mart let's you do it, we're not awful-mart.
8)No, we don't do cash back on debit. No you didn't just do it last week, our system has NEVER been set up to do cash back except for Discover.
9)No, you can't return food without a receipt. It may not be written in stone, but the state HIGHLY discourages stores to do it because if it was paid for with EBT and we're caught returning food with no receipt and giving a gift card, we can lose our EBT license.
1)Old fart chews me out because we don't have big bags. Tried explaining we only get big bags during Christmas time but NO, he HAS to have a big bag for his 12 pack of toilet paper.
2)Old bat yells at me because we don't have small bags because she HAS to have a bag for her 50 cent greeting card. We haven't had small bags in years because frankly, they were a pointless waste of money.
3)Old goat yells at me because we didn't have any carts in the store. Never mind that me and cashier both were running register and had lines. She had to walk 5 feet BACK OUTSIDE to get a cart. I know for some seniors 5 feet can be difficult but for crying out loud, you walk RIGHT PAST the outside cart corral to get in the store. Is there really a big difference between carts sitting outside and carts sitting inside??
4)Why yes you can write a check for $2. Yes you have to fill it out, we're not Awful-mart. No, we're not "Kinfolk Dollar", we're "Dollar Admiral". Ok so you have to write a new check. No ma'am, we're not "Dollar Elm", we're "Dollar Admiral". Ok check #3. Good you got it right. Oh great, now you have to dig through your purse again to get your ID because nobody ever wants an ID when you write a check. No, that's ok, I'm sure the 5 people in line behind you don't mind that you're holding everything up.
5)One of these days I'm just going to start taking off my clothes every time people throw their money at me. Obviously they think I'm a stripper. But I warn you, it ain't gonna be pretty with all the jiggling and body hair
6)You know you sound like an idiot when you ask for a bag for something with a handle. "Can I get a bag, I have to carry it" Uhhhh, that's why the laundry bottle already has a handle on it, so you can carry it.
7)Yes Pepsi is on sale but you have to buy THREE to get the sale price, no you can't get Dr. Pepper, the ad CLEARLY states Pepsi or Mountain Dew. I don't care if Awful-mart let's you do it, we're not awful-mart.
8)No, we don't do cash back on debit. No you didn't just do it last week, our system has NEVER been set up to do cash back except for Discover.
9)No, you can't return food without a receipt. It may not be written in stone, but the state HIGHLY discourages stores to do it because if it was paid for with EBT and we're caught returning food with no receipt and giving a gift card, we can lose our EBT license.
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