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Old 07-28-2010, 08:59 AM
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I think that's my favourite part: "Are you sure no one's been orally affixed to you recently?". As if such a thing would slip your mind. -.--Gravekeeper

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Old 09-01-2010, 12:50 AM
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“Really, now you ask me,” said Alice, very much confused, “I don’t think–”

“Then you shouldn’t talk,” said the Hatter.
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Old 09-01-2010, 11:27 PM
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Napoleon Solo: Got any ideas Illya?
Illya Kuryakin: How can I have any ideas? I'm dead.

From a Season 1 episode of "The Man From U.N.C.L.E." (and I can't recall off the top of my head which one at the moment.)
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Old 09-06-2010, 01:41 PM
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Old 09-06-2010, 03:09 PM
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--Dr. Herni Belloq, Raiders of the Lost Ark

Say this to your kids the next time you ground them.
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Old 09-09-2010, 03:37 AM
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For every action, there is a reaction.

I say this in defense when we get belittled by customers and management doesn't want us to fight back.

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Old 09-21-2010, 08:16 PM
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Oh, here's a Harry Dresden quote:

You never get across the bridge without facing the troll.
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Old 09-22-2010, 07:08 PM
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More Harry Dresden quotes:

"The building was on fire, and it wasn't my fault."

"Paranoid? Probably. But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there's not an invisible demon about to eat your face."

"My faith protects me. My Kevlar helps." (Michael Carpenter)

"Not gonna bind ya or break ya, old spirit. Just gonna kick your ass up between your ears." ('Injun Joe' Listens-To-Wind)

"For my next trick... anvils!" (It's hilarious in context.)

"Polka will never die!" (Waldo Butters)

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Tolkien had that one mostly right. ... Fuck subtle."

"You're such a cynic."
"I think cynics are playful and cute." (Molly Carpenter and Harry Dresden)

"PS--Why, yes, I can in fact capitalize any words I desire. The language is English. I am English. Therefore mine is the opinion which matters, colonial heathen." (Warden Chandler)

"There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity." (Sanya)

"Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka." (Sanya again)
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Old 10-09-2010, 12:10 PM
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Something kind of sad about the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything, what became of subtlety?

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Old 10-09-2010, 06:35 PM
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The whole world cries out for peace, freedom and a few less fat bastards eating all the pie.
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