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Three mischievous senior ladies were sitting on a bench outside their nursing home when an elderly man walked by.
One of the elderly ladies yelled out, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the ornery seniors said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The women stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess?!?" he asked, amazed.
The ornery old ladies slapped their knees, laughed out loud..and all three yelled,
"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!!"
One of the elderly ladies yelled out, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
One of the ornery seniors said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts and we can tell your exact age."
Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers.
The women stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a little while and then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
"How in the world did you guess?!?" he asked, amazed.
The ornery old ladies slapped their knees, laughed out loud..and all three yelled,
"Because we were at your birthday party yesterday!!"