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  • #31
    I'm confused. Guess I'm too dumb for it.
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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    • #32
      That's just it. The joke makes no sense at all.

      It's a nonsense joke that makes a person think for a few seconds until they realize the punchline really makes no sense.
      It was all in the delivery.
      Too tired of living and too tired to end it. What a conundrum.

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      • #33
        Oh. Okay, thanks, Ree.




        Maybe I need to be drunk to get it....
        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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        • #34
          What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?

          One sells watches, the other watches cells!


          (first heard that one on a NEW episode of Dragonball Z... that's how old it is...)
          Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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          • #35
            This joke is always a test of friendship for me: those who don't laugh are too rational, and not weird enough for me.

            Q: What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you from a tree?

            A. A pool table.

            For some reason, this joke amuses my family to no end.
            "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

            My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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            • #36
              Quoth Broomjockey View Post
              That joke worked the way all terrible jokes are supposed to. I read it. I thought about it. I didn't get it. Then I got it, groaned, and laughed.
              I know I've heard it before... a long time ago.
              But even not thinking about it - it makes no sense to me

              Lucky!
              "But the pharmacy was here this morning...!"

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              • #37
                Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
                Q: What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you from a tree?

                A. A pool table.
                Heh--I used this as a bonus question on a test a couple of weeks ago.

                Only one student got it right.
                I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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                • #38
                  Quoth Spiffy McMoron View Post
                  Heh--I used this as a bonus question on a test a couple of weeks ago.

                  Only one student got it right.
                  In one of my high school maths classes we had a weekly test. One week, one question was "How do you spell polynomial?"

                  Somehow 3 people got it wrong.

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                  • #39
                    Tonight, I'm on drugs (arthritis), and in this state, I thought of this one...

                    Why did the cow cross the road?

                    Because it can't fly.
                    When I said "From my research", what I actually meant to say was "Made shit up" - from a thottbot thread

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