Why does an old fart need glitter glue?

[MoonCat]

Bwhahaha. I love you guys for this. Now. Only to speculate how he got glitter glue up his rear end.

You really wanna go there?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Bwhahaha. I love you guys for this. Now. Only to speculate how he got glitter glue up his rear end.

*dies laughing*

Google is your friend.

And we're leaving that one alone.

[prjkt]

I read two words in this thread title.

"Glitter" and "Fart"

Then giggled at what my imagination produced

EDIT: I feel you on the youngest manager part - I'm the store manager of my shop, and often the youngest person working there by a margin of 10+ years. Really confuses customers at times.

[Seanette]

I've had customers get confused by the fact that I have to call over a lead who's young enough that I could have given birth to her, especially if I'm also the oldest cashier on duty. Several people have simply assumed I was the one in charge, probably because of the age question.

[Plankton78]

I googled glitter fart and I am now... Scared for life....