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    3 hockey fans were in Russia to watch a game. One was a Red Wings fan, the next a Flames fan, and the last a Avalanche fan. The 3 fans got caught stealing booze from a store and were taken into court.

    "Your sentence is 100 lashes." Said the Judge.

    The whipper went up to the Flames fan and said "Your team is well-known and great, you get one wish before you're lashed."

    "I want a thin cloth on my back." Said the Flames fan.

    "Granted." Said the lasher.

    The Flames fan's idea didn't work and he passed out after 20 lashes.

    The lasher went up to the Avalanche fan.

    "Your team is amazing and has a great team, you may get one wish."

    "I wish for a pillow." Said the Avalanche fan.

    The Avalanche fan's pillow broke through after 40 lashes and he passed out.

    Finally, the lasher went up to the Red Wings fan.

    "You are a fan of one of the most amazing teams in the world with the likes of Lidstrom, Datsuyk, and greats such as Yzerman. And your colors are red which is my favorite color so you may get two wishes." Said the lasher.

    "I want a blanket and the Avalanche fan tied to my back." Said the Wings fan

    The Wings fan didn't pass out at all and walked away unharmed.

    *Ducks all matter of incoming objects from Flames and Avalanche fans.*
    The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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    Quoth ArenaBoy View Post
    *Ducks all matter of incoming objects from Flames and Avalanche fans.*
    Boo! Hiss! *Throws a broken hockey stick*
    I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

    Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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