The other night this snooty hoyty-toyty bitch is asking me the difference between honey turkey and oven roasted turkey. DUH!!! one is honey cured and the other is not! But being the ever so sweet employee i pretend to have patience with her idiocy and proceed to explain to her that the honey is sweet and the oven is not. So she says to me, "So can I have a taste or not?!" I'm thinking "Bitch, I know what I'd like to give you a taste of!" But I say in my ever so sweet voice, "Sure; I'll slice some for you." I hand it to her and she says in her pinched little voice, "The slice is way too big!" I'm thinking, "Dumbass, who cares! It's a FREE sample!" But I say, "I'm sorry ma'am, but I can't cut half a slice." She didn't even end up getting any! Stupid snooty broad thinks that just because I'm not married to a doctor and don't spend my time beside the pool tanning all day as I sip on martinis that I have no brains. I hope she crashes her mercedes into her security gate!!
Announcement
Collapse
No announcement yet.
Snooty hoyty-toyty bitches
Collapse
This topic is closed.
X
X
-
1. I love that word hoyty-toyty Im going to use it all over the place from now on
2.Quoth crazymamaI'm married to a doctor and don't spend my time beside the pool tanning all day as I sip on martinisI wasnt put on this earth to make you feel like a man ~ Mary Bertone
-
Wow, does that woman even have any idea about how big slices of turkey breast can be? There are times when I need both my hands to hold one slice, and part still hangs over. (OK, I have small hands, but still...) Maybe she should look into sliced chicken breast?
Oh, and I wonder if her brain would implode if she ever discovered mesquite turkey.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
Comment
-
Quoth BeckySunshine View PostWow, does that woman even have any idea about how big slices of turkey breast can be? There are times when I need both my hands to hold one slice, and part still hangs over. (OK, I have small hands, but still...) Maybe she should look into sliced chicken breast?
Oh, and I wonder if her brain would implode if she ever discovered mesquite turkey.
But anyway, getting back on topic: sounds to me as if this lady doesn't get to the grocery store much as she may very well have someone else doing her shopping.
It's a thought, anyway.Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
Comment
-
Quoth Kiwi View Post1. I love that word hoyty-toyty Im going to use it all over the place from now on
2. I have to admit, that would be nice!Woman are like guns, if you don't treat us right, we'll blow up in your face!
Pain is your bodies way of telling you that you're still alive.
I am also known as Liquid Skin and Silkekitten.
Comment
Comment