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  • Why do you make me feel so blue?

    Customer: Set me up some service.
    Me: OK, you still have a balance due on your old account.
    Customer: I don’t owe you a balance! (shrieking) I got a letter from you stating that I am great!

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    Customer: How much is your digital phone service?
    Me: $49.95.
    Customer: Thanks for answering that. I didn’t need to know that though.
    The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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    PJ, just when I think you've had the worst, stupidest customers there are on this planet, you always manage to come through with more! You'd think eventually the world would run out of idiots to throw at you
    Stop driving me insane, I'm already within walking distance!

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    • #3
      I know I'm down to 5 idiots in my bag of stuff... did anyone think to bring rotten fruit to throw later, just in case?

      -"I am great!"
      "No you're not. Can't believe everything you read."


      -And, if that person really didn't need to know, why'd she ask?
      "I call murder on that!"

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      • #4
        Could I get one of those letters? It would come in really handy to show people who bother me at work.

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        • #5
          Quoth chryso
          Could I get one of those letters? It would come in really handy to show people who bother me at work.
          It's in the mail right now. Of course, when you never get it, you'll expect ME to go crawling around in the annals of mail to dig it out & mail it to you from my house. Yes, I've had someone ask me to do that.
          The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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          • #6
            Quoth Phone Jockey
            It's in the mail right now. Of course, when you never get it, you'll expect ME to go crawling around in the annals of mail to dig it out & mail it to you from my house. Yes, I've had someone ask me to do that.
            And you didn't?! Gosh PJ, you're so unresonable!
            Stop driving me insane, I'm already within walking distance!

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            • #7
              Quoth Jaden
              And you didn't?! Gosh PJ, you're so unresonable!
              I know, I'm a b*tch. So unreasonable & ridiculous!
              The universe is mostly empty space, and so is your job. ~Dilbert

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              • #8
                Quoth Phone Jockey
                Customer: I don’t owe you a balance! (shrieking) I got a letter from you stating that I am great!
                That's almost like telling you "well, my mom thinks I'm cool." >.>
                Movie, Music, Anime and many more reviews...coming soon!

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                • #9
                  Quoth Jaden
                  You'd think eventually the world would run out of idiots to throw at you
                  Somehow, as much as we can hope(and I'm hopeing a lot), I dont think thats possible. There will always be an idiot!!
                  Last edited by Sphinx; 07-11-2006, 05:36 PM.
                  "I want to be a mongoose. Can I be a mongoose dog?"

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                  • #10
                    as great as it would be to actually have an idiot shortage, it will never come to pass; they're always breeding to replenish their stocks!
                    look! it's ghengis khan!
                    Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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