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oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
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"Well, I'm gonna go suck on my onion."Discourtesy Clerk, purveyor of fine hay bales, pine scented douche and stuff that's not in bins since July 2006.
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"mmmmm, sticky"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
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"I know this sound sbad, but dont ya just wanna punch a retarded person in the face sometimes?"
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I expected the meat he gave me to be thicker.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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"I had to recruit some muscle."
"Yeah, but it looks like you're gonna have to settle for us.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"Pisces couples like having sex in water."
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"Frunk?"
"Frunk."
"FRUNK!"The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
The stupid is strong with this one.Comment
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"Quick! Through the wall-hole!"You're not doing me a favor by eating here. I'm doing you a favor by feeding you.Comment
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If you want to live, you'll just give me the chocolate and soda and walk away."The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."
I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog.Comment
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"Yeah, I'm slowly going blind from all those years of chronic masturbation.""Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
"Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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"Didn't you know that Saturdays are when all the zombies come out?""The things that I remember best - those are the things I wasn't supposed to do…."
I'm coming back as a Schooner Wharf Bar dog.Comment
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"You know, they really shouldn't make cherries with holes in them like that - it doesn't look right."Discourtesy Clerk, purveyor of fine hay bales, pine scented douche and stuff that's not in bins since July 2006.Comment
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"...I have a degree in psychology - so I wouldn't have hired her..."If you are thinking to yourself, "Hmmm, should I post this?" it should probably go HERE.Comment
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"...you hired her so it's all your fault..."If you are thinking to yourself, "Hmmm, should I post this?" it should probably go HERE.Comment
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