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  • #46
    "I'll tell Kasey that you're going to poke his eyes out with a pen tomorrow"
    Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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    • #47
      "I need at least 7 more children! AND THEY ALL NEED TO BE BOYS!!!!"

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      • #48
        "You're a milk chocolate covered nutter butter. Wait, no! You're a white milk chocolate covered nutter butter....with nut filling."
        Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.

        Proverbs 22:6

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        • #49
          But even if you weren't pulled over 7 miles from work, four minutes before you should have been here - you STILL would have been late!
          If you are thinking to yourself, "Hmmm, should I post this?" it should probably go HERE.

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          • #50
            Well, the cost of the toy depends on how much money you decide to spend.
            If you are thinking to yourself, "Hmmm, should I post this?" it should probably go HERE.

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            • #51
              'No, the only way to describe the current sitation would be to invent new words. Rude ones.'
              Arsenic is 'natural'. Hemlock is 'organic'.

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              • #52
                "They're called 'best practices' before standards are developed. After that they're called 'guidelines.'"
                The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                The stupid is strong with this one.

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                • #53
                  "As soon as you're a real person, I'll service your box."
                  Bears are bad. If an animal is going to be mean it should look so, like sharks and alligators. - Mark Healey

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                  • #54
                    "Oh, you mean chryptorchidism? That's when yer nuts don't go in your sack!"

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                    • #55
                      You were one of those kids who liked to sniff markers as a kid weren't you?

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                      • #56
                        "We created a new game Wednesday. It's called BALLS."
                        "Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
                        "Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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                        • #57
                          "I prefer straight, but I'll take what I can get."
                          Unseen but seeing
                          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                          3rd shift needs love, too
                          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                          • #58
                            In a horrible Scottish accent: "There's going to be a hot time in the town tonight!"
                            Age and wisdom don't necessarily go together. Some people just become stupid with more authority.

                            "Who put the goat in there? The yellow goat I ate."

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                            • #59
                              http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/070108.html

                              Rapscallion

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                              • #60
                                "Umbrellas larger than one small sidewalk square should be banned."
                                "I am quite confident that I do exist."
                                "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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