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  • #61
    So, you get your weather in tins, these days?

    Rapscallion

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    • #62
      I got to one delivery and pulled off the last sack, and there was a bit of paper underneath saying "Boo". That's why I'm talking to you.

      Rapscallion

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      • #63
        "I'm old enough to be his mother!"

        Rapscallion

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        • #64
          "It keeps going down on me!"
          Discourtesy Clerk, purveyor of fine hay bales, pine scented douche and stuff that's not in bins since July 2006.

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          • #65
            "Who would you rather have rescue you, Superman or Spiderman?"

            "How about Wonderwoman?"
            Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.

            Proverbs 22:6

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            • #66
              "You see, we have the dangle syndrome"
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #67
                "Don't do that. You disturb me."

                Rapscallion

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                • #68
                  So Captain Crunch was conceived outside of wedlock?
                  "Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
                  "Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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                  • #69
                    I'd like to bake something with THAT.
                    "Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
                    "Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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                    • #70
                      I don't care how you spell my name as long as it gets me a dollar in store merchandise.
                      "Who loves not women, wine, and song remains a fool his whole life long" ~Martin Luther
                      "Always send a lazy man to the angel of death" ~Martin Luther
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                      • #71
                        They're just short of stupid
                        "There is no rehab for stupidity." --Chris Rock
                        "You learn something new and stupid every day you work in retail."--IhateCrappyTire

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                        • #72
                          Luna, my computer is having issues!
                          If you are thinking to yourself, "Hmmm, should I post this?" it should probably go HERE.

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                          • #73
                            "I guess it won't be THAT hard to adjust to getting minimum wage... I'll be in a lower tax bracket."
                            When will the fantasy end? When will the heaven begin?

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                            • #74
                              "What did I tell you about using jelly!?!?!?"
                              The Grand Galactic Inquisitor hears all and sees all.

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                              • #75
                                That's the line to stuff it?!?!
                                If you are thinking to yourself, "Hmmm, should I post this?" it should probably go HERE.

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