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Will I get in trouble if I do my rostered shift?
No, you won't get penalised for that.
No, you won't get penalised for that.
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There is no tinfoil helmet. They are reading your thoughts and there is nothing you can do to stop them. -
It's so cold I inverted to a B cup!!!
Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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"There goes the neighbourhood."
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"Yeah, second time I've come into work today on my day off. This time I'm getting paid for it."
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I've never seen a zebra smurf.NPCing: the ancient art of acting out your multiple personality disorder in a setting where someone else might think there's nothing wrong with you.Comment
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"Don't make me beat you with my rod of meat."I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.
Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.Comment
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"No sane person would ever eat aerosol cheese"Comment
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"That dog is Chinese and you know it!""Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."Comment
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"Her chicken wouldn't squeak"Comment
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"Hey, <coworker>, I found some ketchup!!"Comment
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"You need to attract new people. Right now, they're all from a mental institution."What if Humans are just Dire Halflings?Comment
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"I have a Tom Brady blow up doll at home."Comment
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M: You know what will fix that? A condom.
C: I usually just use duct tape.
D: I always heard a little silicone worked wonders.
M2: What the hell are y'all talkin about?Comment
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"They don't call me Wonderfluff for nothing, but you can!"
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"The doctor gave me some stuff for my guts that works, but it gives me incredible gas. I think you know me well enough by now to realise that I consider this to be an hilarious bonus."
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