So, there's a building downtown that's directly next-door to a national chain-pharmacy place.
Despite literally the BIGGEST "private parking" sign in town, (seriously, it's the size of a small billboard, about 8 foot tall....) their lot is frequently used by pharmacy customers or people who are using other downtown businesses. There's a FOUR STORY parking garage on the other side of the street, so it's not like there's nowhere to park, it's just that, well, parking over there COSTS MONEY!!!!!! And this nice lot over here is FREE! You just have to be an inconsiderate twatwaffle and ignore all the signs.
This pisses off the building owners something fierce, and they've been on a slow burn a' al Ted Knight in Caddyshack for years.......
They've tried to be nice.
They've added more and more signs
They've spray-painted "NO PARKING" on the ground in the middle of the stalls
They've had their building's maintenance man camp out and try to catch these people as the pull in and divert them elsewhere
But nothing stops the mongol horde, they keep coming, and coming and coming......
So, the building's owners rage boiled over, they called us and declared: TOW EM ALL AND LET GOD SORT EM' OUT!!!
Beginning today, we can now TOW anyone who doesn't belong.
First victim? The pharmacy's store manager.... who's iron-clad excuse as to why we shouldn't have towed him was "THERE WAS NOWHERE ELSE TO PARK!!"
It's worth mentioning, his pharmacy has it's own (albeit small) lot too, maybe he should check to see if any of the cars in there don't belong to customers and have THEM towed? There's an idea? huh?
I'm sure there will be more to come as the moochers who've gotten quite used to this "secret" little parking spot of theirs slowly, and expensively, learn that like the ol' Burger Joint, their last little Eden of Parking has been defiled and they are about to be cast out......
Despite literally the BIGGEST "private parking" sign in town, (seriously, it's the size of a small billboard, about 8 foot tall....) their lot is frequently used by pharmacy customers or people who are using other downtown businesses. There's a FOUR STORY parking garage on the other side of the street, so it's not like there's nowhere to park, it's just that, well, parking over there COSTS MONEY!!!!!! And this nice lot over here is FREE! You just have to be an inconsiderate twatwaffle and ignore all the signs.
This pisses off the building owners something fierce, and they've been on a slow burn a' al Ted Knight in Caddyshack for years.......
They've tried to be nice.
They've added more and more signs
They've spray-painted "NO PARKING" on the ground in the middle of the stalls
They've had their building's maintenance man camp out and try to catch these people as the pull in and divert them elsewhere
But nothing stops the mongol horde, they keep coming, and coming and coming......
So, the building's owners rage boiled over, they called us and declared: TOW EM ALL AND LET GOD SORT EM' OUT!!!
Beginning today, we can now TOW anyone who doesn't belong.
First victim? The pharmacy's store manager.... who's iron-clad excuse as to why we shouldn't have towed him was "THERE WAS NOWHERE ELSE TO PARK!!"
It's worth mentioning, his pharmacy has it's own (albeit small) lot too, maybe he should check to see if any of the cars in there don't belong to customers and have THEM towed? There's an idea? huh?
I'm sure there will be more to come as the moochers who've gotten quite used to this "secret" little parking spot of theirs slowly, and expensively, learn that like the ol' Burger Joint, their last little Eden of Parking has been defiled and they are about to be cast out......
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