Surprising I know.
Had old an fussbudget cheapskate couple walk in. The woman was kind of testy. When told her the rate, she flinched. When I told her no more single beds, her voice went flat and peeved off. But her hubby was a major dick hole.
Me: Keeps expecting quiet nights for some reason...
DH: Dick Hole
DH: How can the rate be so much? I saw on the internetz for $89!
Me: Well I don't know about that but the computer is saying--
DH: I don't care what your computer says! I saw the on the internetz for $89 and I want that!!!1111
Me: Well I could look on our website-
DH: DOOOO!!!!!1111 I AM SURE I AM RIGHT!!!
So I look and the computer takes it sweet time pulling up the website, and looking up rates for tonight. DH is fuming.
Me: Soooo....our website says.....
DH: Yeah? Yeah?
I could he was just waiting to say I told you so. Wrong, idiot you just wasted my time.
Me: ....exactly what my computer said. Same rate. NOT $89.
DH: REALLY?! Wow. But I looked! and it said $89!
Me: Maybe...you looked at another website? Like Expedia perhaps?
DH: NO! It wasn't Expedia, what do you think, I'm an idiot?
I bit my lip.
DH: Anyway, does Expedia give $89?
Me: Maybe. I don't know. If so, you'd have to book through to get their rate.
DH: No I dont WANT to do that! I'm too@#$^@#$ tired! Just give me the best rate you have and make it snappy! *slams fists on countertop*
His wife: *grabs his arm* Calm down, [DH]. Remember your anger management classes! Remember your blood pressure!
I think he should ask for a refund for those.
Had old an fussbudget cheapskate couple walk in. The woman was kind of testy. When told her the rate, she flinched. When I told her no more single beds, her voice went flat and peeved off. But her hubby was a major dick hole.
Me: Keeps expecting quiet nights for some reason...
DH: Dick Hole
DH: How can the rate be so much? I saw on the internetz for $89!
Me: Well I don't know about that but the computer is saying--
DH: I don't care what your computer says! I saw the on the internetz for $89 and I want that!!!1111
Me: Well I could look on our website-
DH: DOOOO!!!!!1111 I AM SURE I AM RIGHT!!!
So I look and the computer takes it sweet time pulling up the website, and looking up rates for tonight. DH is fuming.
Me: Soooo....our website says.....
DH: Yeah? Yeah?
I could he was just waiting to say I told you so. Wrong, idiot you just wasted my time.
Me: ....exactly what my computer said. Same rate. NOT $89.
DH: REALLY?! Wow. But I looked! and it said $89!
Me: Maybe...you looked at another website? Like Expedia perhaps?
DH: NO! It wasn't Expedia, what do you think, I'm an idiot?
I bit my lip.
DH: Anyway, does Expedia give $89?
Me: Maybe. I don't know. If so, you'd have to book through to get their rate.
DH: No I dont WANT to do that! I'm too@#$^@#$ tired! Just give me the best rate you have and make it snappy! *slams fists on countertop*
His wife: *grabs his arm* Calm down, [DH]. Remember your anger management classes! Remember your blood pressure!
I think he should ask for a refund for those.
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