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Old 08-03-2018, 11:10 PM
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So I had to call the possible office job today and tell them I had accepted a job offer elsewhere and now I feel really bad about it because the guy wished me all the best and sounded really nice.
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Old 08-04-2018, 12:02 AM
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You could, but they'd insist on keeping the pay.
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Old 08-05-2018, 07:34 PM
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Yeah, there is that.

And NOW I just got a call from a supermarket that I applied to I-don't-remember-how-long-ago, looking for a parttime cashier!! What IS it with this flood-or-famine thing?! She said they are unionized so at first I would only likely be getting 8-10 hours a week, so I politely said I'd hoped for a bit more than that. (Not entirely true; if I still had nothing in the offing, I would certainly have taken it.)

Now I REALLY hope nothing goes wrong with the job I did accept.
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Old 08-16-2018, 04:34 AM
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You could, but they'd insist on keeping the pay.
I'm reminded of the classic Calvin & Hobbes "duplicator" strips, wherein Calvin discovers that his duplicates are just as lazy as he is...
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Old 08-16-2018, 03:17 PM
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You only need one of your clones functioning at a time, Citizen. Having more than one of your clones active is indicative of traitorous mutant terrorist behavior.
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Old 08-16-2018, 06:10 PM
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The computer is our friend. Trust the computer.
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Old 08-16-2018, 06:29 PM
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Old 08-16-2018, 10:40 PM
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Bitcoins are not an accepted currency in Alpha Complex, Citizen. Possession of bitcoins or engaging in transactions with bitcoins is traitorous mutant terrorist behavior. Please remain where you are for a full troubleshooter investigation.
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Old 08-16-2018, 10:43 PM
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... a full troubleshooter investigation.
Not "The Probe"! Anything but "The Probe"!

"Anything?"


"The Probe"! "The Probe"!
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