Found this on the facebook page of a NZ comedian, thought some of the female techies here might get a little bit of a chuckle. Yes I realise there is some inaccuracies in some of the "filenames" used, but it is mainly used for humor value.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 4.1.3 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 4.1.3
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance.tar.gz and Personal Attention.pkg and then installed undesirable programs such as Cricket.pkg, Football.pif, Golfing.tar.gz and Continuous TV.pkg.
Conversation.pkg no longer runs, and Housecleaning.pkg simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging.pkg to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 4.1.3 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'sudo apt-get "I Thought You Loved Me.pkg"' and try to download Tears.pkg
Don't forget to install the Guilt 3.6.1 update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 1.3 and Flowers 1.5, but remember… over-use of Tears.pkg and I Thought You Loved Me.pkg can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence v6.5, Garden Shed v4.0b or Beer v5,0. Beer v5.0 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law v1.0a (This is a malware program that runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your household resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 4.1.3 program while Husband 1.0 is still running. These are unsupported and will crash Husband 1.0 and may result in unexpected activation of Divorce 2.5
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to boost virtual memory and performance. We recommend Food 1.0 and Lingerie 3.1 - the latter is strictly optional, but should boost performance dramatically.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 4.1.3 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 4.1.3
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance.tar.gz and Personal Attention.pkg and then installed undesirable programs such as Cricket.pkg, Football.pif, Golfing.tar.gz and Continuous TV.pkg.
Conversation.pkg no longer runs, and Housecleaning.pkg simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging.pkg to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
.................................................. .................................................. ..
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 4.1.3 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'sudo apt-get "I Thought You Loved Me.pkg"' and try to download Tears.pkg
Don't forget to install the Guilt 3.6.1 update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 1.3 and Flowers 1.5, but remember… over-use of Tears.pkg and I Thought You Loved Me.pkg can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence v6.5, Garden Shed v4.0b or Beer v5,0. Beer v5.0 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law v1.0a (This is a malware program that runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your household resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 4.1.3 program while Husband 1.0 is still running. These are unsupported and will crash Husband 1.0 and may result in unexpected activation of Divorce 2.5
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to boost virtual memory and performance. We recommend Food 1.0 and Lingerie 3.1 - the latter is strictly optional, but should boost performance dramatically.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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