Where We Learn The Colour Of The Messiah

[dragon_wings]

You forgot to mention his cat.

Oh shit!
*makes offering to The Most Holy Feline of Our Lord*

[Mr Hero]

All hail Gravekeeper, our Wise and Merciful Lord! *bows low in supplication*

All hail Gravekeeper and his glorious new regime.
Sincerely, little girl

[Jester]

Though if reincarnation isn't linear, and this is my pushiment for future events, then you do realise that means I will likely cause some sort of catastrophic culling of the human race in the future. >.>

Hmmm...Genghis? Napoleon? Adolf? Josef? Alexander? Head Inquisitioner? Nero? Charlemagne? Saladin? Sun Tzu?

[Sapphire Silk]

I’m sure you’re a lovely gentlemen, but the mental image I’m getting from your voice does not look good in flared women’s jeans.

Flannel, snow pants, a shotgun and a crazed glint in the eye that is the last thing several hitchhikers ever saw, sure. But flared jeans? No, no I don’t think so. I don’t think you have the hips to pull it off in all honesty.

"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK . . . "

I Mean They're All The Same, Right?
( Trying to help find a translator for a stranded passenger, long story, don't ask ;p )

Me: “And what language did they need?”
SC: “Oh it was…..Cantonese? Vietnamese? Japanese? Just get me something Asian.”

Uhm. Yeah. Let's think this through.

Hello in Japanese: Konichiwa
Hello in Korean: An nyeong ha shimnika
Hello in Cantonese: Ni Hao

Yeah. They're really similar . . . .

Considering where they choose to perform and their disinterested in personal grooming, I would like to officially submit “Hobo Mojo”.

I kinda like that actually.

Me: “And what colour would you like?”
SC: “Christ Indalow”

Well, it is the right time of year for that color . . . .

They offered me an exchange, but I already ordered the best chair they had so there wasn't really anything else I could exchange it for.

Really sorry to hear about your back. Hope you're feeling better.

However, I never buy a chair I haven't sat in first . . . due to my also having a bad back

Isn't Richmond in Virginia? That's kind of far from Vancouver.

That was my first thought. But hey, they're both north of something so if one got snow, they both must have, right?

First the spanking! And then the oral sex!

ORAL SEX!!!!!

Though if reincarnation isn't linear, and this is my pushiment for future events, then you do realise that means I will likely cause some sort of catastrophic culling of the human race in the future. >.>

I'm sorry. What's the problem again? Why are you being punished?

Hmmm...Genghis? Napoleon? Adolf? Josef? Alexander? Head Inquisitioner? Nero? Charlemagne? Saladin? Sun Tzu?

Future events. Those all happened in the past.

[Jester]

Damn it,you're right. He did posit that he may have, in the future, caused some massive culling of the human race. But then, if he is being punished for something he did in another life, we cannot ignore the possibility that it was in the past, so my examples stand. And not just for the possibility of a past misspent life, but also as parallels for a future life of evil doings, since we cannot, by definition, yet know who the tyrants and despots of the future will be, or what they will be called.

[Scorpodael]

Damn it,you're right. He did posit that he may have, in the future, caused some massive culling of the human race. But then, if he is being punished for something he did in another life, we cannot ignore the possibility that it was in the past, so my examples stand. And not just for the possibility of a past misspent life, but also as parallels for a future life of evil doings, since we cannot, by definition, yet know who the tyrants and despots of the future will be, or what they will be called.

I might be slightly sleep deprived, but now I'm thinking of something along the lines of Mecha-Hitler versus Robo-Stalin in an epic battle over Europe. Only for both of them to be defeated by Cyborg Genghis Khan.

[mharbourgirl]

I might be slightly sleep deprived, but now I'm thinking of something along the lines of Mecha-Hitler versus Robo-Stalin in an epic battle over Europe. Only for both of them to be defeated by Cyborg Genghis Khan.

Not the Khan. Hannibal and his mech-elephants. Because I like the idea of mechanized elephant cavalry, that's why. And they'll have laser-beam eyes, just so that anything that didn't get stomped into bits can be vaporized.

You're way too conservative with your imagination, Scorpodael. Be extravagant, go way out there. It's the only way to survive.

[Sapphire Silk]

Not the Khan. Hannibal and his mech-elephants. Because I like the idea of mechanized elephant cavalry, that's why. And they'll have laser-beam eyes, just so that anything that didn't get stomped into bits can be vaporized.

Llllaaaazeer beams! *puts pinky to corner of mouth*

[Pixilated]

Welcome back, Gravekeeper, you've been missed.

The velociraptors thank you for thinking of them.

[mhkohne]

However, I never buy a chair I haven't sat in first . . . due to my also having a bad back

I never buy a chair I haven't sat in because I'm fat and exceede the weight limit of most chairs - if I buy something sight unseen, it's likely to break within week.

[Seshat]

Future events. Those all happened in the past.

The Master. (as in, Dr Who's 'The Master')

[Scorpodael]

GK is going to reincarnate as a Time Lord? ... Awesome!

[Dreamstalker]

All we ever got here is some idiot with an accordion. He only knew one song: "Happy Birthday To You." He would just change the words to Happy Mother's Day, Happy Easter, whatever...Oh wait, he did know one other song. "Easter Bonnet." He only knew the first verse, though.

One of our permanent station fixtures is a guy with a saxophone, who plays a bizarre and hilarious off-key medley for commuters. So far, I can identify Happy Birthday (I didn't know that could be done off-key), Here Comes The Bride, Chopin's Funeral March, and a few others.

He did make a valiant attempt at the Ghostbusters theme one day after seeing the patch on my jacket; I had to give him a buck or two for trying (it was still slightly off-key, but recognizable and dare I say not bad).

[Sapphire Silk]

GK is going to reincarnate as a Time Lord? ... Awesome!

Ooo!! Ooo!!! I got dibs on being a Companion!

[Scorpodael]

Ooo!! Ooo!!! I got dibs on being a Companion!

You realize that we were talking about GK becoming the Master, right?