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I should be working around the apartment but the damn temperature has gone back up.
Isn't it winter yet??
Isn't it winter yet??
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Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
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Yikes, that can't be good. *not sure if a Disneyfied RHPS is hilarious or horrifying*Quoth csquared View Post"I am quite confident that I do exist."
"Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The DoctorComment
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A Former ColumbiaMy son thinks I'm Lucifer Morningstar. I'm not sure he's wrong.
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Me: Hey buddy! I almost hit you with my car. Are you okay?
Turtle: OMG WHAT IS THAT
Me: Let me get you where you're going.
Turtle: HELP HELP HELP OMG AAHHH
Me: Okay buddy, there you go. Be careful, and good luck!
Turtle: I'M STILL ALIVE?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!Comment
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This. Is. AWESOME!!!!!
"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger
The Darwin Awards The best site to visit to restore your faith in instant karma.Comment
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I was patting myself on the back for helping it when I realized how terrifying it must have been for the turtle.Comment
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Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
~ Mr HeroComment
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The heat and humidity are back.
It's official: the weather sucks.
Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
~ Mr HeroComment
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At this time 25 years ago today I was heading out to my honeymoon cruise to Bermuda. Where does the time go?My son thinks I'm Lucifer Morningstar. I'm not sure he's wrong.Comment
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The logo on a can of Sunkist doesn't actually say Sunkist... it says Sinkist
The Copyright Monster has made me tell you that my avatar is courtesy of the wonderful Alice XZ.And you don't want to annoy the Copyright Monster.Comment
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I think I may be developing Stockholm Syndrome. I have listened to the HMRC hold music for so long over the last few years that I'm actually beginning to enjoy it. Given that the music I rocked out to on the way into work was Kaiser Chiefs, Bon Jovi and AC/DC I'm getting quite worried.
"It is traditional when asking for help or advice to listen to the answers you receive" - RealUnimportant
Rev that Engine Louder, I Can't Hear How Small Your Dick Is - Jay 2K Winger
The Darwin Awards The best site to visit to restore your faith in instant karma.Comment
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The time to start worrying is when you hear Kaiser Chiefs, Bon Jovi and AC/DC on the hold music, or in the elevator.Quoth greek_jester View PostI think I may be developing Stockholm Syndrome. I have listened to the HMRC hold music for so long over the last few years that I'm actually beginning to enjoy it. Given that the music I rocked out to on the way into work was Kaiser Chiefs, Bon Jovi and AC/DC I'm getting quite worried."I don't have to be petty. The Universe does that for me."Comment
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A worrying amount of the music I here in "my" supermarket is stuff whose debut I can clearly remember ...
Customer service: More efficient than a Dementor's kiss
~ Mr HeroComment
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Mine is being sold on those Time-Life "nostalgia" compilations . . .Quoth Pixelated View PostA worrying amount of the music I here in "my" supermarket is stuff whose debut I can clearly remember ...
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