That... That is so beautiful. *Sniffle* Brings a warmth to the heart and a tear to the eye.
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Quoth Seshat View PostI'm a regular reader here. I'm sure that makes a difference.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth DGoddess View PostOh yes, the wrench . . . the preferred method for the correction of Cranial-Rectal Inversion.
Sooner or later, that fool is going to get his ass kicked. It'll be worth it to see it happenAerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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Quoth protege View PostActually, I've heard that a crowbar works much better--More leverageI don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View PostYou guys are amateurs. Use a pipe-threader. Nice, narrow grip, heavy head, good balance. You can slam that bad boy like a maul.Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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I'll stick to my baseball bat, thanks. Not as heavy as the other suggestions, but it is fast, easy to use, and does plenty of serious damage.
Not that I would actually know from experience, of course.....
"Why, no officer, that WASN'T me chasing that guy down Green Street with a baseball bat for being a total disgusting slimeball to my female friends....whyever do you ask?"
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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Quoth Jester View PostI'll stick to my baseball bat, thanks. Not as heavy as the other suggestions, but it is fast, easy to use, and does plenty of serious damage....WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi
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1st: After living down south and seeing so many people get away with comments like this, I'm glad this SC got exactly what they deserved.
2nd:Remind me to never piss any of you off.
Ever."Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is." - Steve Martin
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Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View PostYou guys are amateurs. Use a pipe-threader. Nice, narrow grip, heavy head, good balance. You can slam that bad boy like a maul.
This is the same hammer we used to recreate the Sledge-O-Matic bit for a camp skit.The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
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Quoth Bobsentme View PostRemind me to never piss any of you off.
Ever.Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
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Quoth Bobsentme View Post2nd:Remind me to never piss any of you off.
Ever.Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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Quoth protege View PostSo far, most of the idiots in my neighborhood leave me alone when I bring out the fence maul for some yard work. (The crime where I live is pretty low, but there were some break-ins just down the street recently.) It's great for snapping railroad ties in half, beating the crap out of dead computers...Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)
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