Wherein I smell *delicious.*

[Soria]

Hmmm I bet Gravekeeper is using that Secert vanilla Chai body spray, wouldn't surprise me since he's an oath breaking pansy elf!




I meant to say this earlier but, that dude who cheered on the lady, then had to deal with her, deserved it.

[Shards]

It's in season 5

That would be why. I watched all of season 1 over the weekend.

[Becks]

I am not your buddy, pal, friend, comrade, compatriot, tomodachi or amigo.

приятел?

barát?

prijatelj?

znanac?

kolega?

Oh, how I adore foreign languages.



(Bulgarian, Hungarian, and kinda bad Serbian.)

[Jester]

I just did one worse... I just had the though, gee I wonder what the music video to that would be

It almost definitely would have Ron Jeremy in it.

Plus, always saying exactly what I'm about to on every Off Topic thread.

I've told you before, I cheat and look at your notes. The reason you don't see me? Duh. I'm a magician!

[AlmightyALT]

Accuracy

SC: “Where am I calling right now?”
Me: “We’re in Vancouver here though we cover all of North America.”
SC: “Really? Wow! What’s the weather like!?”
Me: “Grey.”

Well, we do aim for accuracy and I am committed to upholding this standard.

Oh man! I laughed so hard at this! Despite all the rest *this* is what got to me! My first year English text book that I use at school has a section where the Japanese students (with a healthy sprinkling of Aussie and American) ask the Canadian ALT's brother, Bill, how the weather is in Toronto:

Shin: What time is it in Toronto now?
Bill: It's eleven in the evening.
Shin: How's the weather?
Bill: It's cloudy.

I don't know why it's so funny to me.... Maybe the teaching has affected my head.....

[SylviasDaddy]

Miranda rights

I knew a policeman who named his daughter Miranda so that when she cried or whined he could tell her she had the right to remain silent.

(I don't care who you are -- THAT'S CORNY!)

[Alpha Strike]

If your girlfriend can immediately name the felony she thinks you’d most likely be arrested for you just might have a problem.

Yer, that's never a great sign!

Sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy line to me:

"If your girlfriend is told you've been arrested, isn't surprised and immediately assumes it's drunken driving, you Might be a Redneck!"

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

I'm actually glad Uncle Vick called. I missed him. ^^

[Evil Queen]

Good old Uncle Vick. But I'm starting to miss the other annoying guy.

[smileyeagle1021]

Good old Uncle Vick. But I'm starting to miss the other annoying guy.

yeah... I miss Hot Tips for America guy also... whatever did happen to him?

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Didn't he stop calling after that one 7-hours-straight deal?

I miss him, too. T-T

[Broomjockey]

No, that's Death to America guy, I thought.

[Gravekeeper]

No, that's Death to America guy, I thought.

He's back, he called me last night. I was so happy. I missed him =p

[Andrew B.]

He's back, he called me last night. I was so happy. I missed him =p

I assume he will make an appearance in your next post?