Please hang up insert brain and try again

[Ree]

(give me a break i hiss when ever i see a bible now)

Yeah yeah yeah, slicey isn't up to date with her bible,
It happens to burn my flesh, and my eyes, why would i study it?

Then why on earth would you put yourself in harm's way by quoting it?

[Sliceanddice]

um because im........ evil and apparently a sadist... actually the sadist part aint to far off.
Like ive said before my names SLICEANDDICE for a reason, and its not because ive been trained in a little sword work (but it does involve a razor sharp edge)

[Ree]

Do you, perhaps, mean "masochist"?

[Sliceanddice]

no i like to hurt people to but yes to the masochist part
*is a very... interesting individual and you really dont want to know the details*

[Mongo Skruddgemire]

Me - Thankyou for calling 124 yes, what town do you require?
Caller - Brisbane
Me - And the name please
Caller - A big black C**k in my Ar*e
Me - sorry
Caller - I would like A big black C**k in my Ar*e
Me - sorry i dont have a listing for that
Caller - I want to speak to your supervisor
Me - Ok
Transfer
FD - Hello
Me _ Have a Da caller wants to speak to my supervisor hes looking for A big black C**k in my Ar*e in brisbane
FD - *GIGGLE* Ok put them through

Just a few i have to deal with every day

I'd have looked up the nearest Gay Bar and sent him to it. If that's what he wanted, that's the best place to find one.

M

[tollbaby]

You know, I'm really REALLY starting to worry about my new call centre job now LOL (no, I haven't started yet - October 9 is the magic date!)