I keep hearing that American has a surplus of lawyers. If that's true, I can't help wondering why those ambulance-chaser lawyers desperate for clients don't just camp out at the service desk of local retail establishments. It may take a couple days, but it wouldn't be difficult for them to find potential cases.
I've heard plenty of stories. I've personally experienced only three instances of customers threatening to sue. One was a guy who claimed to be a corporate lawyer himself, demanding that we replace his broken laptop because we didn't warn him that using it as a pillow might damage it. One was a "false advertising" claim (from my call center days) where the radio ad said "risk-free trial" but the customer only heard "free." And I had my third lawsuit threat today.
Guy wanted a projector. We had one in stock. He called and had it set aside for him yesterday, then came in to pick it up today. I retrieved the box and walked it up front to the cashiers with him. A few minutes later, I brought a printer up for an older couple only to see Projector Guy berating the cashier because his check was being rejected by our automatic check verification system. We don't know why checks are rejected, but there is little we can do, and the cashier apparently tried those solutions already. He said he was going to sue the store if we wouldn't sell him the projector. Since we could do nothing more to help aside from suggest he call his bank for the check thing, he left, repeating his threats to sue the company and the individual employees who happened to get in his way.
It's just funny to me. People make lawsuit threats far too often. I'd like to laugh in their faces, but my Customer Service Censor won't let me. So, instead, how about some stories about ridiculous lawsuit threats? I know there are some out there better than mine.
I've heard plenty of stories. I've personally experienced only three instances of customers threatening to sue. One was a guy who claimed to be a corporate lawyer himself, demanding that we replace his broken laptop because we didn't warn him that using it as a pillow might damage it. One was a "false advertising" claim (from my call center days) where the radio ad said "risk-free trial" but the customer only heard "free." And I had my third lawsuit threat today.
Guy wanted a projector. We had one in stock. He called and had it set aside for him yesterday, then came in to pick it up today. I retrieved the box and walked it up front to the cashiers with him. A few minutes later, I brought a printer up for an older couple only to see Projector Guy berating the cashier because his check was being rejected by our automatic check verification system. We don't know why checks are rejected, but there is little we can do, and the cashier apparently tried those solutions already. He said he was going to sue the store if we wouldn't sell him the projector. Since we could do nothing more to help aside from suggest he call his bank for the check thing, he left, repeating his threats to sue the company and the individual employees who happened to get in his way.
It's just funny to me. People make lawsuit threats far too often. I'd like to laugh in their faces, but my Customer Service Censor won't let me. So, instead, how about some stories about ridiculous lawsuit threats? I know there are some out there better than mine.
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