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Wherein Irv nearly commits seppuku (Very very long)
So in summation: Cookies, now. And booze. Lots and lots of booze.
Got the car loaded and should be on my way.
But it's dark and there's wolves after me.
Unseen but seeing oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv 3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
Irv, I'd like to know were you work so I can people watch at your store.
*gives Irv cookies*
Last edited by Evil Queen; 10-08-2008, 07:08 AM.
Reason: Forgot my signature cookies! T_T
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
Aaaaaaand it looks like my co-workers followed my directive for---5 days!
After we finished the truck today we went through furniture and straightened everything (how sad is it we have to do this after every single truck?). I founds some apparel signing backers dumped on the shelves, and also the buckets of sign clips found their way back over there as well.
Bet if I wrote 'Free Beer!" "Boobs!" or "Hot shirtless guy at the end of this message!" on the signs, they'd be read and followed.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
They had me carry a big bulky feather bed topper around the store as they kept looking at other items and commenting on how expensive they were. Then they finally had me check the price of the bed topper.
"Okay...it is $52.99." (Which is a pretty good price for a featherbed. It was on clearance anyway."
Wow, you hauled that topper then they asked the price. I hope their tv goes on the fritz when Matlock comes.
Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.
Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.
Aaaaaaand it looks like my co-workers followed my directive for---5 days!
A new record!
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
In fact, had you engaged your eyes and your brain before opening up your festering gob, you would have noticed the print on the sign reading "Must buy one at regular price to get the second free."
Of course all they see is "Mustbuy one at regular price togetthe secondfree."
Is it really so hard to wait until the transaction is completed before arguing further? If the cashier assures you it will come out correct in the end, then wait until you get your receipt, or at least until your total comes up. If it seems wrong, then argue (nicely). As for the speculation that maybe the one customer was trying to make the cashier screw up, there's probably as much chance that s/he will screw it up in the store's favor as in the customer's.
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