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    On tonight's episode of "Places where I've stuck my thing..." (NSFW)

    http://www.news.com.au/technology/on...-1227246710585

    So a guy somehow managed to get his penis stuck in a roll of masking tape.

    Instead of contacting the doctor to ask what he can do to remove it, he instead turns to the internet.

    NSFW for obvious reasons.
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...
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    How did I guess that 4chan would get involved...?
    "I am quite confident that I do exist."
    "Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up." The Doctor

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    • #3
      I don't think that's what the song "Stuck in the Middle with You" is about.
      This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

      I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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      • #4
        Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
        How did I guess that 4chan would get involved...?
        Because 4chan? TBH, I'm surprised Reddit didn't get involved
        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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        • #5
          Anyone for hoopla?

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          • #6
            Something is in the middle of me right now.

            *think about it....*
            I might be crazy, but I'm not Insane.

            What? You don't play with flamethrowers on the weekends? You are strange.

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            • #7
              Am I the only one who wondered exactly how big someone's penis has to be to get trapped in a roll of masking tape? those things don't exactly have a small hole... ( either that, or I can't help but wonder if it's made up.)

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              • #8
                Has anyone seen the episode of Bizarre E.R. where the guy goes in with a camping stove stuck to his junk? That's what this reminded me of. Both make me think, "WHY would you even think about doing that?"
                The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains gives hope to many people.

                You would have to be incredibly dense for the world to revolve around you.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Aragarthiel View Post
                  Has anyone seen the episode of Bizarre E.R. where the guy goes in with a camping stove stuck to his junk? That's what this reminded me of. Both make me think, "WHY would you even think about doing that?"
                  As someone with said piece of equipment, and has a healthy drive, I can't even imagine wanting to put said piece of equipment in a camping stove.
                  "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Victory Sabre View Post
                    As someone with said piece of equipment, and has a healthy drive, I can't even imagine wanting to put said piece of equipment in a camping stove.
                    Maybe he wanted some hot sex.
                    This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                    I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth catcul View Post
                      Maybe he wanted some hot sex.
                      In that case it sounded like he got a hunk of Burning Love.

                      And on that note, I think I'll go cool off outside on the porch. Getting rather warm in here.
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #12
                        Quoth catcul View Post
                        Maybe he wanted some hot sex.
                        If I want hot sex, I'll go to the liquor store and get a bottle.
                        "Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Victory Sabre View Post
                          If I want hot sex, I'll go to the liquor store and get a bottle.
                          I thought that was if you wanted sex on the beach.
                          This site proves Corey Taylor right. Man really is a "four letter word."

                          I'm now using my Deviant Art page to post my humor.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth catcul View Post
                            I thought that was if you wanted sex on the beach.
                            Nope, there's a mixer called Hot Sex. Reminds me of Yoohoo with ginger added.

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